PREGPANSY DIARY
DEAR DIARY,
TODAY I ATE THE FOLLOWING FOODS.
PROTEIN, FOR THE BABY.
TOMATOES. UMM... GOOD FOR BABY'S EYESIGHT? IDK, BETTER ASK DR. LOVE. TASTED GOOD ANYWAY. AND IT WAS ONLY A SMALL SIZE, CAN'T HURT.
TIMES ABOUT 2 MILLION, IDK CORN CHIPS ARE SO GOOD. AND THEY RELIEVE MORNING SICKNESS, TRUFAX.
ANTI-DEPRESSANT QUALITIES. BETTER THAN CRACK FOR BABY, Y/N?
INTRODUCING BABY TO FOOD OF OTHER CULTURES. LIKE PLAYING MOZART TO MY STOMACH, I GUESS.
IT'S THE WORLD'S MOST EXPENSIVE SANDWICH (73 POUNDS). I COULDN'T NOT EAT IT. IT WOULD BE WASTEFUL.
TBH, IDK WHY I ATE THIS. I WAS WATCHING LOVE ACTUALLY AGAIN, AND I NEEDED SOMETHING TO DO W/MY HANDS. POKING RACK AND LAUGHING IN AMAZEMENT WILL NO LONGER DO.
ALSO, I HAVE A STRANGE CRAVING FOR THIS.
IDK WHAT IT IS, BUT IT LOOKS V. UNSETTLING. AND I WANT TO EAT IT ALL THE TIME.
I'M NOT PARTICULARLY WORRIED ABOUT MY PHYSIQUE AT THIS POINT. ALL MY EXTRA WEIGHT APPEARS TO BE GOING TO MY BOOBS, AND REST ASSURED IF IT ENDS UP ANYWHERE ELSE, I'LL BE UP IN THE GYM, WORKING ON MY FITNESS. I'M GETTING THIS GUY TO COACH ME.
HE CAN SCULPT MY BODY SLIM, SO IT'S NOT GOING TO BE A PROBLEM.
XOXO, PANSY.
TODAY I ATE THE FOLLOWING FOODS.
PROTEIN, FOR THE BABY.
TOMATOES. UMM... GOOD FOR BABY'S EYESIGHT? IDK, BETTER ASK DR. LOVE. TASTED GOOD ANYWAY. AND IT WAS ONLY A SMALL SIZE, CAN'T HURT.
TIMES ABOUT 2 MILLION, IDK CORN CHIPS ARE SO GOOD. AND THEY RELIEVE MORNING SICKNESS, TRUFAX.
ANTI-DEPRESSANT QUALITIES. BETTER THAN CRACK FOR BABY, Y/N?
INTRODUCING BABY TO FOOD OF OTHER CULTURES. LIKE PLAYING MOZART TO MY STOMACH, I GUESS.
IT'S THE WORLD'S MOST EXPENSIVE SANDWICH (73 POUNDS). I COULDN'T NOT EAT IT. IT WOULD BE WASTEFUL.
TBH, IDK WHY I ATE THIS. I WAS WATCHING LOVE ACTUALLY AGAIN, AND I NEEDED SOMETHING TO DO W/MY HANDS. POKING RACK AND LAUGHING IN AMAZEMENT WILL NO LONGER DO.
ALSO, I HAVE A STRANGE CRAVING FOR THIS.
IDK WHAT IT IS, BUT IT LOOKS V. UNSETTLING. AND I WANT TO EAT IT ALL THE TIME.
I'M NOT PARTICULARLY WORRIED ABOUT MY PHYSIQUE AT THIS POINT. ALL MY EXTRA WEIGHT APPEARS TO BE GOING TO MY BOOBS, AND REST ASSURED IF IT ENDS UP ANYWHERE ELSE, I'LL BE UP IN THE GYM, WORKING ON MY FITNESS. I'M GETTING THIS GUY TO COACH ME.
HE CAN SCULPT MY BODY SLIM, SO IT'S NOT GOING TO BE A PROBLEM.
XOXO, PANSY.