whatthefuckeryisthisshit.
hey there. this is imie_schweetzel revamping herself into a vampire pabogateunfish. as an intro, here's something about me. some you guys might have already known, and some...are new things i figure i should make clear to my flist.
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+ kim jaejoong owns my heart. please someone tell him to give it back to me 'cause i don't think a girl can live without her heart intact.
+ yunjaeho shipper. no hating yunjaeho here, ok? /glares
+ minsu-loving girl. i want me some of that long legs and kamobutt. unff.
+ i love yoosu/junchun too - especially when they are being ridiculously cute asklksjdlkajsd
+ i don't have a favorite song out of all TVXQ's songs. blame indecisiveness.
+ i have a huge girl crush on lee hyori, park bom, hyoyeon, sooyoung and sunny of SNSD. i'm in love with them. no fucking kidding.
+ i write mostly when i have assignments. my muse is a sadist. and he (it's a he, no surprise there) encourages hedonistic attributes like laziness and procrastination. /sigh
+ i'm not bipolar, but imie_schweetzel and i are the same person. 8D
+ not really bright, but who cares?
+ i'm a foul-mouthed sweetheart. really. /blinks eyes
+ i wish to be blond, but i personally think asians look ridiculous as blonds in general (except jaejoong of course. he can go rainbow-colored and still look every bit the fucking sex). no offense, gd. umm.
+ i love ice-cream so fucking much. and salmon. though not together.
+ my favorite drink is milk tea. favorite flavor? taro.
+ i seriously and wholeheartedly hate my thighs. /cries
+ my first ambition was to be a teacher. then i wanted to be a secret agent, because who doesn't watch x-files when they're growing up? hit puberty with a bang and changed my mind to being a stewardess/model. then realizing that my legs would never grow long enough, i switched to being a doctor. but not smart enough for that so i thought, hey why not be a tv presenter. but things happened and now, i'm a teacher-to-be. peace. (-.-)b
+ i seriously think changmin secretly loves men. proofs: he likes staring at jaejoong, likes touching yunho, thinks yoochun is cute, and couldn't live without junsu.
+ i think junsu is sinful. really, really sinful. /licks lips
+ i think yunho's moobies are ridiculously and disgustingly sexy. i just want to grope and squish them. /squeeeeeeeeal
+ i'm so fucking in love with yoochun's collarbone. sexiest thing ever. god. /shivers
+ i not-so-secretly want to have a penis. my boyfriend knows this and strongly disapproves. pfft, homophobe.
+ i think jaejoong is THE REAL GAY WITH DEMONIC CHARMS. proofs: he said his ideal partner is kangta. se7en had a boy-crush on him. rain/bi likes whispering/touching him in public. changmin likes staring at him. yoochun can't live without jaejoong. junsu thinks jaejoong is warm. and yunho is mucho, mucho infatuated by him. ♥ :]]
+ i'm generally dongbangsexual. instant eyegasm/eargasm/orgasm whenever & wherever dongbangshingi is seen/mentioned/discussed. 8DD
+ i think yoochun should start wearing socks with his shoes. please.
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so, umm, still friends? /tips over
EDIT: PLEASE DO NOT ADD ME HERE FOR FICS. I DO NOT POST ANY FIC HERE IN THE PAST AND WILL NOT POST ANY FIC HERE IN THE FUTURE. OR EVER. sarangauljima IS WHERE YOU SHOULD GO TO IF YOU WANT TO READ MY FICS. NOTHING'S LOCKED THERE (UNLESS YOU'RE UNDER 18) AND YOU CAN JOIN/WATCH THE COMMUNITY FOR UPDATES AND SUCH. AND I KNOW I'M VIRTUALLY SCREAMING HERE SO I SHOULD PROBABLY SHUT UP NOW.
thank you for reading. ^^"
♥
+ kim jaejoong owns my heart. please someone tell him to give it back to me 'cause i don't think a girl can live without her heart intact.
+ yunjaeho shipper. no hating yunjaeho here, ok? /glares
+ minsu-loving girl. i want me some of that long legs and kamobutt. unff.
+ i love yoosu/junchun too - especially when they are being ridiculously cute asklksjdlkajsd
+ i don't have a favorite song out of all TVXQ's songs. blame indecisiveness.
+ i have a huge girl crush on lee hyori, park bom, hyoyeon, sooyoung and sunny of SNSD. i'm in love with them. no fucking kidding.
+ i write mostly when i have assignments. my muse is a sadist. and he (it's a he, no surprise there) encourages hedonistic attributes like laziness and procrastination. /sigh
+ i'm not bipolar, but imie_schweetzel and i are the same person. 8D
+ not really bright, but who cares?
+ i'm a foul-mouthed sweetheart. really. /blinks eyes
+ i wish to be blond, but i personally think asians look ridiculous as blonds in general (except jaejoong of course. he can go rainbow-colored and still look every bit the fucking sex). no offense, gd. umm.
+ i love ice-cream so fucking much. and salmon. though not together.
+ my favorite drink is milk tea. favorite flavor? taro.
+ i seriously and wholeheartedly hate my thighs. /cries
+ my first ambition was to be a teacher. then i wanted to be a secret agent, because who doesn't watch x-files when they're growing up? hit puberty with a bang and changed my mind to being a stewardess/model. then realizing that my legs would never grow long enough, i switched to being a doctor. but not smart enough for that so i thought, hey why not be a tv presenter. but things happened and now, i'm a teacher-to-be. peace. (-.-)b
+ i seriously think changmin secretly loves men. proofs: he likes staring at jaejoong, likes touching yunho, thinks yoochun is cute, and couldn't live without junsu.
+ i think junsu is sinful. really, really sinful. /licks lips
+ i think yunho's moobies are ridiculously and disgustingly sexy. i just want to grope and squish them. /squeeeeeeeeal
+ i'm so fucking in love with yoochun's collarbone. sexiest thing ever. god. /shivers
+ i not-so-secretly want to have a penis. my boyfriend knows this and strongly disapproves. pfft, homophobe.
+ i think jaejoong is THE REAL GAY WITH DEMONIC CHARMS. proofs: he said his ideal partner is kangta. se7en had a boy-crush on him. rain/bi likes whispering/touching him in public. changmin likes staring at him. yoochun can't live without jaejoong. junsu thinks jaejoong is warm. and yunho is mucho, mucho infatuated by him. ♥ :]]
+ i'm generally dongbangsexual. instant eyegasm/eargasm/orgasm whenever & wherever dongbangshingi is seen/mentioned/discussed. 8DD
+ i think yoochun should start wearing socks with his shoes. please.
♥
so, umm, still friends? /tips over
EDIT: PLEASE DO NOT ADD ME HERE FOR FICS. I DO NOT POST ANY FIC HERE IN THE PAST AND WILL NOT POST ANY FIC HERE IN THE FUTURE. OR EVER. sarangauljima IS WHERE YOU SHOULD GO TO IF YOU WANT TO READ MY FICS. NOTHING'S LOCKED THERE (UNLESS YOU'RE UNDER 18) AND YOU CAN JOIN/WATCH THE COMMUNITY FOR UPDATES AND SUCH. AND I KNOW I'M VIRTUALLY SCREAMING HERE SO I SHOULD PROBABLY SHUT UP NOW.
thank you for reading. ^^"