1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up ( Read more... )

So, I've been watching Scrubs on DVD for the past two days, and it's starting to reignite my sense of mortality. For instance I probably have cancer, again. And I find out for sure in two weeks. And then I find out if there's anything that can be done about it. Then I have surgery or wait around to die. Which has me thinking alot about dead people ( Read more... )

I am going to hunt down the motherfucker who invented best friends because they always turn out to be a total disappointment. They're there and they say things like "if a boy ever hurts you I'll kill him." But then they hurt you, without even noticing which hurts even more. Then what are they supposed to do kill themselves????? Fucking good for ( Read more... )

i finally have a real paying job. i'm basically professionally babysitting for my friend's 14 year old son, at her house for a good deal of money. i'm so excited, it's going to be so much fun, and i get paid to do it. and i can still run my ebay from there. excellent! i'm excited, can you tell?

1. FULL NAME: JAZMYN LEIGH DEBERGE ( Read more... )

SO the thing I'm tired of in life is 16-17 year old girls acting like hot shit "I'm so punk!" "I'm the greatest" Greatest my ass shut up and grow up you dumb cunt whore, graduate from high school would you dummy. Stupid fuck brain pussy girls make me feel old AND I"M ONLY 22!!!!!!!!!!!!Kill yourself.
thank you

Well, we figured out why I got so crazy for a bit....our house was full of poisonious mould, so why got an apartment in Sycamore. I feel better now. Scarlett's first teeth are coming in....I'm so excited!!!! Got the new Guitar Hero game with the guitar controller it's so awesome totally blows away GitarooMan but I still have undying love for that ( Read more... )

I'm gonna go live in a trailerpark. I'm so white trash I love it.
I need a hair cut. And a job.
This is Scarlett, she's my cute baby & she needs a hair cut too.

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Something is fucked up with this site today, cause like nothing is working. Anyways, whatever ( Read more... )

i've been in the hospital alot lately. I had a spasam in my neck that was going into brain and putting pressure on it. If I had not gone to the doc, A vein could have broken in my brain and caused internal bleeding, inventually leading to death. Oh well nothing painkillers and muscel relaxers can't fix.