OMG sleep, I wish I knew how. Holycraptired but not sleepy. Argh.

For MLK day Aramark served fried chicken. I felt like a bad person when I asked where the watermelon was.

"You hate America, don't you?" she said ( Read more... )

I want to learn to knit just so I can participate in this.

Sickening.
"Cosgrove's bill requires any woman who experiences 'fetal death' without a doctor's assistance to report this to the local law-enforcement agency within twelve hours of the miscarriage. Failure to do so is punishable as a Class 1 Misdemeanor."
Hopeful. "Del. Cosgrove pulls bill after Internet fuels fiery protest ( Read more... )

This is how I feel about my IT bands right about now. ( Read more... )

http://www.livejournal.com/users/zorah/179531.html?nc=24

Let's have a vote on whether or not I should become a porn star.

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We're using a pointsettia as a tree this year. My mom bought me an address book a week ago and that was my gift. My sister promised me a bonsai tree a couple months ago but can't afford it anymore. As we were driving to the church my mom announced she hadn't bought the stuff to fill our stockings with because my dad always used to do that. It's ( Read more... )

For someone who hates her uterus more than anything else in the world (even Bush! *gasp*) this period has been barely a slight annoyance. Thank god for teh divacup. It was hell to get used to but now I don't even know it's that time of the month until I take it out. I've always resented/hated the bleeding but now it's like... the same as when I'm ( Read more... )