no...it's not when you find out oprah misled your book club into reading fiction

[pacopen15]

I have discovered the most disheartening feeling in the world;

When you finish taking a poop, and then you wipe, look at the paper, and realize that the paper is clean, it was a clean log dropping, and that you didn't need to wipe at all, and you just wasted 10 seconds of your life.

Damnit.

I could have gotten off the pot and walked away.

Comments

[thatjugglerguy]

You also wasted several squares of toilet paper.

[pacopen15]

I hadn't even thought of the economic reprecussions of the situation!

[dwellondreams]

oh gosh! i saw that little blue sad face and thought something was really wrong with mr sean alexanderson..then i read on to see than you're just unhappy that you have a clean butt.
geeeeeez haha

[pacopen15]

Aawww...well thank you for caring.

Whenever I have a real sad-faced entry I will be sure to let you know.

[wade_with_a_w]

dude just shut up and wipe me

[pacopen15]

yes master

[oursecret___]

baha.
this made me laugh out loud.

[pacopen15]

i aim to please

sometimes i aim for the bowl

[youre_my_star]

hahahha,thats the best thing ive read today