so this will be the last update i ever make in this thing.

same old story, i stop being funny, people stop caring.

i have realized alot in the past few hours. namely that 95% of the people who i have ever 'hung with' or the likes were never my friends. captiveclown. i have spent my entire life being a comedian. hell, i even got the 'jerry ( Read more... )

fuck.

LAS VEGAS (March 4) - Sin City's mayor made no apologies Thursday after being criticized for extolling gin to a class of fourth-graders ( Read more... )

you know what would be fun? suicide. i think i may give it a whirl. i mean, i have nothing to live for except waiting for the world to end.

you say you like the taste of a smoking gun
but then the barrel burns your tongue
well do us a break and do just what you saythe funniest thing in the world is gotta be these 13 year old kids who have ( Read more... )

SWEET JESUS! PAY ATTENTION TO THIS OR YOU MAY DIE!!!I have a new screen name; captiveclown ( Read more... )

i don't think elissa and i are interesting enough. we hardly ever fight, we don't dry hump each other in the hallways, and we don't cheat on each other. we're boring.

maybe that's why no one outside of our seventeen friend circle even realizes we're dating.

but i like it better that way.

i just find it funny though.

Man, it's been some crazy times.

It's amazing how you can listen to a song and the lyrics just totally relate to what's going on in your life.

Here's what I got.

oh shit! oh fuck!
there's dicks to suck
so bend me down
i'll pucker up

Yeah, that's where I'm at.

there's very few people i even want to see six months from now.

these last months seem to be like the last attack on my sanity.

kids are so fucking immature.

i love it.

it's amazing how the closer kids get to leaving for the 'real world' the more and more they let petty drama run their lives.

there's a park in the city ( Read more... )

Hello everybody. My name is Sean. As some of you may have heard...Standoff broke up. Some people are very sad...some a very happy...but all that matters is we are still getting more plays on Purevolume than Maddox. (Who cares if they don't have any songs up, we get 2 plays a day, they get none ( Read more... )

i'm starting the new year better than you.

fuckers.

i've just been running over how awesome my life is, and how awesome it will be in the many years to come.

so i have $13.00 on me dying this year.

it'll happen, you know it.

r.i.p.
sean
1986-2005

why?

because he was
too damn awesome.