BEST QUOTE EVER OMG.

[paddies]

"God is an underachiever with a good publicist".

From: Overheard in New York.

Comments

[risa7]

*snorts* The one afternoon I skip through OiNY and I miss a good one.

[paddies]

Eh, most of the time there are just silly quotes, but this one cracked my shit up. ;))

[lucinda428]

I haven't been reading it regularly lately because it must've had a change of editor about a year ago and it got less sharp. But this is great.

A couple of my other faves from this site:

Tourist: I want to go home. New York is so unchristian. Look at this, they even have a place called "Satan Island"!
New Yorker: Oh yeah, we New Yorkers are the worst. We even sold our souls to the devil so we could all read.

This one is great for the heading:

Bush Figures Out His Tailors Tricked Him

Mother: When is the president coming by? My children want to see.
Police officer: Well, nobody will be able to see the president because we were told no one will be able to face the motorcade.

[paddies]

*cracks up*

These are great! :D:D:D

[paddies]

And kinda true, isn't it? ;-)

[paddies]

Ooops, bad, bad Gio! ;-)

[lunachickk]

Ha! Yes!

I love that site. *giggle*

[paddies]

*giggle with you*

[efeitokaminari]

hahuuahhuahua

I agreee!

[paddies]

*grins*

[memoryfloodsin]

LMFAO!

[paddies]

:D:D:D:D