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[paddle_or_die]

So, tomorrow i'm supposed to move into my new apartment. Or, at least, start the process. I'm glad to be getting my own place and getting out of Jess n' Jasons' collective hair. It's been a while since i've had the luxury of living alone and i'm looking forward to it

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Smite-y doom.

[paddle_or_die]

You're all fired for being goofy. So there. Thanks guys.

squirk?

[dreams_adrift]

You seem to have yourself confused with someone/everyone else. You're not the one who keeps breaking everything, I mean you can actually get plants and pets and the occasional housemate to stay alive *block impending 80's song* I and apparently one or two select others are the ones who have been gifted with the touch of inadvertent destruction. (think the witchfinder private from Good Omens and you get the idea) Oh, and about that birthday...
Mwwaahahaha! Doom, Destruction, Deviousness, and other words starting with D like ... um... yeah, well I guess that's it. Anyway, Check with your seester around monday or tuesday and you'll see what I mean. bye now, must go run and hide in preparation of the which will be unleashed. *scampers off and dives under a pile of pillows giggling maniacally*

Re: squirk?

[paddle_or_die]

*carefully dousing said pile of pillows with honey and releasing the lesbians* Take that, Fraggle!