For donlumber

[paddles]

Dude, you seem to have an unhealthy interested in the stuff I dream about, so here's an excerpt from the forthcoming novel (ha!) that's taken directly from one of my dreams (please disregard the spelling mistakes and grammar. I'm writing this quickly).

Comments

[donlumber]

AWESOME!!!

Is it a horror story? A crime investigation story? Add a plot to that and it's good! Maybe I'm sick but I'm not alone in this f'd up world.

U gotz ski11z!!!!11eleven!!!

[paddles]

Hey, I open to suggestions for plots. as it is I'm just writing random gibberish in the hope that I make it 50,000 words :-)

[the_kimba]

I'm backing away from you, veeeeery slowly now.

Nice Braddles, nice braddles....

*turn and pissbolt out the door*

[paddles]

Hey! What about our pledge to go on an Axe murder spree together! I'm just practicing for the big day. You can't back out now!

[the_kimba]

Thats different though! My spree will be short, painless and more like Evil Dead meets Synchronised swimming than your Jack the Ripper style brutal torture!

[paddles]

But, there's something to be said for the Jack the Ripper style. It has a certain timeless quality, steeped in centuries of tradition. You just can't throw that out in favour of your modern interpretive dance style slaughter.

Twisted plot idea...

[donlumber]

That guy quit smoking a week ago and started having some pretty vivid dreams...even posted about them on his blog. Then one day he wakes up and he discovers a drop of blood on his shoes as he's getting ready for work. The headline on the newspaper that day warns readers of a new serial killer.

I don't know... seemed better before I wrote it down. You didn't happen to find blood on your shoes did you?

Re: Twisted plot idea...

[paddles]

Actually...now that you mention it, I did notice a stain in the shee...no. STOP. I'm not even gonna go there. Bad Brad

Hey!

[donlumber]

I just noticed the unhealthy part! O_o

Re: Hey!

[paddles]

LOL! That's fricken funny!