Fic - 'Meat and Three Veg'

[paddy_wolfstar]

‘’Oops’? What do you mean ‘Oops’? I think the situation demands a little more than ‘Oops’!’

‘Um… Sorry?’

‘Oh, for f-’

‘Stop bickering, you two. Owen?’

‘ Hang on. Two minutes it says.’

‘This is fucking ridiculous.’

‘Oi! Watch your language.’

‘Or what? What could you possibly do to me that could be worse than this? Thanks

Comments

[lunatic_the_7th]

I definitely just exploded into a coughing fit of laughter. Congratulations

[paddy_wolfstar]

Um, sorry? Lol, thanks.

[lunatic_the_7th]

Sorry, I`m tired and realised that that comment sounds well... weird. But it`s a good thing, trust me

[paddy_wolfstar]

Lol, good. Thanks again.

[jbs_teeth]

Make me down for a serious LOL moment, too. Hilarious dialog -- love the snarky tone of the whole thing. Amazing how accurate your characterizations are with just a few one-liners from each of them; I'm very impressed with how easy it was to know who was talking based on the degree of snarkiness, sarcasm or logic in their statements.

[paddy_wolfstar]

Thank you! I almost put a name to each line, because I was worried it wasn't clear who was saying what. I'm glad it worked without!
Thanks! x

[demotu]

AHHHH! YOU WIN THE INTERNETS FOREVER AND EVER!

God, that made my day.

‘We could try some sort of weed killer.’

That is the best crackfic line I have ever, ever read. Thank you so much.

[paddy_wolfstar]

Lmao! Thanks. And you're welcome! There I was trying to get to sleep last night and this thing hit me! Utter craziness.

[erin_giles]

Oh that's gonna keep me giggling ALL weekend!

'Do Hallmark do ‘Congratulations. It’s a broccoli.’ cards?’

hehe... excellcent crack! Really, just genius!

[paddy_wolfstar]

Lol, thank you!

[blacknight71]

Lmao, that's brilliant, it had me giggling like, well a mad giggly thing.

My favourite line is ‘I refuse, point blank, to drink ‘Roundup’.’ it's just so typically Ianto.

[paddy_wolfstar]

Heh, I was sat for ages trying to think of the name for it. Had to google 'weed killers' in the end, lol. Glad you liked it!