S.1, Ep. 2 : Sweet Dee Escapes With Her Life

[paddyperformer]

[Filtered to the Vic II // Unhackable]

There are these horrible beast-things crawling around all over the ship. One attacked me and I barely escaped! Shouldn't you army bastards be taking care of this shit

Comments

[nohoppityskip]

Honestly, they weren't that hard to defeat. You charm someone into taking care of them for you then I take it?

[paddyperformer]

That's exactly what I did, but first I kicked that beast's ass. I just let some other losers finish it off, so they'd feel better about themselves.

[nohoppityskip]

Really? How fascinating. Because the last time I checked the definition of barely escaping had nothing to do with first defeating said beast.

And 'Dee', the next time you wish to insult me, I would prefer it if you did it like a decent human being and said such things to my face. And left my students out of your petty little vendettas. I have no time for them and she has even less.

[paddyperformer]

You're obviously jealous. I'm embarrassed for you.

I'll insult you whenever I want. I didn't say anything about your student, "Teacher Skank." Oh, wow, I can put names in quotes too!

[godandmyright]

If you have enough time to whine, you have enough time to help. Stop bitching and bloody MOVE.

[paddyperformer]

Goddammit! I'm the cook! I shouldn't have to help you lazy assholes!

[godandmyright]

I don't recall 'calling someone a skank' in the cook's job description.

[paddyperformer]

Yeah, because you totally don't do anything at all besides the job you've been hired to do. I'm allowed to call anyone a skank that I want, and now you're on my shit list as well.

[peoplenpudding]

I think we got them all, Miss Dee. But I agree, those things were horrible!

They also seemed rather stupid.

[paddyperformer]

They made you fight too, Insurance Girl? Shouldn't they have guards or something that can take care of these things?

They were? Yeah they were! They kept making these retarded growling noises. Dumbass monsters.

[peoplenpudding]

Well, I offered to help, really. Miss Matilda was trapped by one and I wasn't going to let her get hurt! Though if it weren't for Miss Susan, Mr. Margrace, and Prince Larsa, it might not have gone as well.

[paddyperformer]

Woah! Why did you let that ugly teacher skank help you? She's now got you in her debt! You'd better get the situation under control before she tries to take advantage of you.

[voice]

[paddyperformer]

Relax. It's not as if I'm angry with you. You're the girl that made the flashy thing, right?

[voice]

[paddyperformer]

I don't trust doctors. But, I'm not hurt anyway, so it doesn't really matter.

[thedevilsmile]

I assure you, Miss Reynolds, the beasts been all dealt with properly. As will be with our 'incompetent helmsman' in question.

Also I'm sure that everyone fully appreciates the help that you've given us all.

[paddyperformer]

Oh, good, so you're going to get rid of this asshole, then? I'm getting air sick. I bet the captain's pissed.

If they're so appreciative, they could show it a Oh, wow. Sarcasm. No need to be an ass.

[thedevilsmile]

I am the captain of this ship. Even if its temporarily while the Admiral and First Mate are still ongoing with their infiltration mission, so you would do well to think twice before you speak.

[paddyperformer]

What the hell? That doesn't count! As soon as the captain gets back, your position is jack shit.

You can't do anything to me. I'll let the media know and they'll come down so hard on this ship's ass that you'll be thinking twice before you speak.