Comments | paddyperformer: S. 1, Ep. 3: Sweet Dee's Mailbag #1 [PUBLIC // VOICE]

paddyperformer

S. 1, Ep. 3: Sweet Dee's Mailbag #1 [PUBLIC // VOICE]

Mar 26, 2009 18:02

This is Dee Reynolds, Freddie Diana, Betty Frida, whatever, here to answer some of your fan mail. First, let me just tell you that you guys have been slacking. It's been nearly a year since I received one of these, and I'm pretty sure that was from Rickety Cricket. Can't be sure.

Anyway. On to the first letter.

( You lost your charm as you were aging. )

dee's family sucks, bastards pissing me off, i'll be in my trailer, fan mail time!

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peoplenpudding March 27 2009, 00:41:01 UTC

Oh, Miss Dee. Should you really be using so much harsh language?

paddyperformer March 27 2009, 00:46:42 UTC

I have to give the people what they want, Millie. They like it when I talk nasty like that.

peoplenpudding March 27 2009, 00:50:32 UTC

Really? I guess it must be part of being a star, right?

paddyperformer March 27 2009, 00:59:48 UTC

Bad girls are in right now. If I want get to the top, I have to be the best bad girl I can be. I think I might kick the swearing up a notch, actually.

Have you ever considered joining the movie business, Millie? They always are looking for tall girls with guns. I guess. I don't really see the appeal in that kind of thing, but whatever. Give the people what they want, right?

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karmauberalles March 27 2009, 02:10:28 UTC

...Why is it that every time I see you put anything up on the network, my first thought is "Goddamnit, isn't there anything better that this girl could be doing?"

paddyperformer March 27 2009, 03:41:53 UTC

Well, Captain, I thought this kind of thing would fit well within my new duties, especially with the tone I used when answering the letters.

karmauberalles March 27 2009, 19:21:38 UTC

I don't see how being an insufferable diva has anything to do with cooking.

paddyperformer March 28 2009, 05:24:45 UTC

Kristoph told me my new duties were to be an asshole. It was that one time he was in charge, so I listened to him.

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tripoddlove March 27 2009, 02:18:36 UTC

Funny, I haven't heard of you.

paddyperformer March 27 2009, 03:43:37 UTC

You must not get out much. Maybe you're only familiar with mainstream plays, which, well, are filled with stupid whores who can't act. I'm into the underground scene.

50starhero March 27 2009, 02:52:30 UTC

Boy, Stars sure do have trouble getting the respect they deserve!

paddyperformer March 27 2009, 03:46:30 UTC

Tell me about it! And for the record, one of those letters was from one of my jackoff friends. True fans don't treat the talent that way.

You a fan too?

50starhero March 27 2009, 04:58:41 UTC

Huh? Oh, no! No! I'm a Hero! It's pretty similar to being a Star though, so I know what you must be going through.

paddyperformer March 28 2009, 05:21:57 UTC

Thank god. Someone finally gets me.

But how the hell can you just be a hero. You make it sound like a job title.

nohoppityskip March 27 2009, 07:45:38 UTC

Answering your 'fanmail' on the public channel. How pathetic.

paddyperformer March 28 2009, 05:23:49 UTC

Oh, yeah? Well then, how else am I supposed to answer it? The fans want to hear my voice when I answer the mail. Should I just go visit them in their houses? Go to each individual person in their houses and answer their mail to their face?

Your ideas are pathetic.