Comments | paddyperformer: S. 1, Ep. 4: A Thespian Reunion

paddyperformer

S. 1, Ep. 4: A Thespian Reunion

May 27, 2009 23:18

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For those of you reading the network today, some of you may have noticed the name Max Murphy. Well, let me tell you something. Max Murphy is a sellout. I went to a few acting classes with him, and he always thought he was hot shit. I knew he couldn't cut it in theater, but I never thought he would stoop so low as to enter journalism ( Read more... )

bastards pissing me off, missing the point, too busy doing nothing, i like it up here

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[Voice] inyourmidst May 28 2009, 06:00:52 UTC

Ah, the opinion of the well-informed masses. How glad we are for your expert opinion.

[Voice] paddyperformer May 28 2009, 06:11:19 UTC

It's not my opinion. The guy's an ass. It's fact. Ask anyone from the Belinda School of Dance and Theater in Solare.

You can go ahead and listen to him, though.

[Voice] inyourmidst May 28 2009, 06:36:48 UTC

Oh no, I'd much rather listen to you. You sound like such a reliable insider source, after all. Did you know Mister Murphy well?

[Voice] paddyperformer May 28 2009, 06:41:02 UTC

Well, yeah. He and I--

He was my competition is my theater classes. I didn't know him that well, nah. He had big, bulbous fish eyes, though. They always creeped me out. When he tries to say big words, they would get especially bulbous-y.

Why, you know him too?

[voice] godandmyright May 28 2009, 06:03:29 UTC

You think he's making this up?

[voice] paddyperformer May 28 2009, 06:13:10 UTC

I know he is.

I wouldn't be so quick to believe everything you hear on the news. Most of that stuff they make up, and then all the idiots on the network believe it because they don't know any better.

[voice] godandmyright May 28 2009, 06:55:21 UTC

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You, madam, are one of the most incompetent, most disgraceful people I've ever met. And I've met a lot of people. For you to even suggest that this is a hoax... I can't even see straight! You should be hanged!

[voice] paddyperformer May 28 2009, 06:59:07 UTC

That's a threat, asshole! I'm turning you in to the government. They'll probably find some link between you and this scandal.

That will bring me one step closer to solving this case so good job!

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cloudgazes May 28 2009, 06:17:20 UTC

how is it even possible that my second impression of you is worse than the first..?

paddyperformer May 28 2009, 06:25:41 UTC

What? Are you some Max Murphy fanboy?

I bet you believe anything he says. How about you go and shine his shoes or something?

cloudgazes May 28 2009, 06:30:39 UTC

who gives a crap about max murphy? are you serious?

paddyperformer May 28 2009, 06:36:21 UTC

He's a sellout! You don't understand show business at all.

I'll uncover this scandal on my own. I don't need your help or support, because you're an asshole.

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fullofyouth May 28 2009, 06:51:57 UTC

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paddyperformer May 28 2009, 06:57:11 UTC

Is that you, Max?

fullofyouth May 28 2009, 07:06:43 UTC

No. Just someone else thinking that you are a horrible human being.

paddyperformer May 29 2009, 02:58:42 UTC

Oh, I'm sorry if I'm trying to uncover the greatest scandal in Ivonian history.

You'll thank me later.

toysandcards May 28 2009, 10:58:04 UTC

The sound effects were most impressive then, if what you are suggesting is true.

paddyperformer May 29 2009, 03:05:43 UTC

Well, I would assume the Ivonian government would have all the money to buy the best sound...stuff.

toysandcards May 29 2009, 06:35:17 UTC

A most amusing joke then. I would think the whole of Ivona, no Reial, would be most amused when the truth of this event comes to light.

paddyperformer May 30 2009, 05:11:32 UTC

Joke? I don't know. It doesn't seem that funny to me.

But, I guess I'm not allowed to talk about it anymore.

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