S.1, Ep.5: Sweet Dee Writes Home
[ Letter sent to Paddy's Pub//Unhackable ]
Guess what, guys? You were wrong. You're as stupid as I said you were.
I did not get a beating on my first day and I still haven't gotten one. The army hasn't thrown me in prison. I didn't fail at my job. I didn't cry and miss home or whatever the hell that last thing was. I didn't.
This ship loves me. They're all wild about me and sending me gifts and offering to give me back rubs, which I refuse, and I've already gotten five marriage proposals, which didn't reach my standards.
I'm totally famous here.
I know what you're thinking and no. Charlie, Green Man would not go over well with the stuffy, rich Captain. Dennis, put your shirt back on and rethink your entire pathetic life. Mac, I don't care. And Frank. Don't you ever EVER try to sneak your weird little gambling circle anywhere near this ship. These rich guys are not into your creepy stuff. They're into me and my acting.
You'll be seeing my face in the news under the fame section.
Dee
Guess what, guys? You were wrong. You're as stupid as I said you were.
I did not get a beating on my first day and I still haven't gotten one. The army hasn't thrown me in prison. I didn't fail at my job. I didn't cry and miss home or whatever the hell that last thing was. I didn't.
This ship loves me. They're all wild about me and sending me gifts and offering to give me back rubs, which I refuse, and I've already gotten five marriage proposals, which didn't reach my standards.
I'm totally famous here.
I know what you're thinking and no. Charlie, Green Man would not go over well with the stuffy, rich Captain. Dennis, put your shirt back on and rethink your entire pathetic life. Mac, I don't care. And Frank. Don't you ever EVER try to sneak your weird little gambling circle anywhere near this ship. These rich guys are not into your creepy stuff. They're into me and my acting.
You'll be seeing my face in the news under the fame section.
Dee