Comments | paddyperformer: S.1, Ep. 6: Sweet Dee's Mailbag #2 [ Public // Voice ]

paddyperformer

S.1, Ep. 6: Sweet Dee's Mailbag #2 [ Public // Voice ]

Aug 11, 2009 22:15

This one guy on the network pissed me off by taking my shtick, so I'm here to outdo him. Feel free to tell me that I was here first and my responses are way better and sound more like they came from someone famous.

I skimmed over the first parts of a few of these letters to make sure there aren't any mishaps with my obnoxious family.

( And on to the important stuff, which, of course, focuses on me. )

money is love, i'll be in my trailer, enemies that aren't really there, fan mail time!, it's my journal i'll do what i want

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zack_thefairest August 12 2009, 05:44:18 UTC

You mean that actor guy or the Falls guy? Or someone else?

paddyperformer August 12 2009, 22:43:31 UTC

What? Actor?

No. That loud mouth on the network. I don't even know his name. I could go look, but he's not worth it. You probably can figure it out on your own.

zack_thefairest August 13 2009, 01:51:08 UTC

Er..okay. Whatever you say!

paddyperformer August 13 2009, 03:40:25 UTC

That's right whatever I say. Good boy.

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paddyperformer August 12 2009, 22:44:39 UTC

Oh, it's you.

Spoken like a true not famous...guy. Stalkers are fans, idiot.

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paddyperformer August 13 2009, 03:39:46 UTC

Way to pay attention! I just told those creeps off! You would know that if you pulled your head out of your ass.

What the hell did you just say? Did you threaten me?

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thewarisover August 12 2009, 14:24:45 UTC

Those were some rather... interesting letters.

paddyperformer August 12 2009, 22:45:33 UTC

I have a lot more too. I've even got a few that were sent to the wrong address since I usually just grab all the mail and sort it later. Some of them might be yours.

What was your name again?

thewarisover August 13 2009, 17:11:23 UTC

Roy Mustang.

paddyperformer August 13 2009, 22:16:39 UTC

Never heard of you.

Oh, wait. Maybe I have. According to this letter, it's "Major Roy Mustang." Majors are big, but I don't think I have to take orders from you. There are already a lot of important people here. Besides, "Roy" isn't really one of those important names.

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[Voice] flyfrommyself August 13 2009, 13:18:09 UTC

Well . . . wasn't that pleasant.

Who are you, again?

[ooc: heh...Yami's not easily impressed, yo.]

[Voice] paddyperformer August 13 2009, 22:09:31 UTC

I can't believe I have to introduce myself again! You people are completely uncultured if you can't recognized my voice and name for yourselves.

My stage name is Freddie Diana, but while I work with the Victoria II, I just go by Dee. Why, who are you?

[[OOC: As he shouldn't be. XD ]

[Voice] flyfrommyself August 14 2009, 03:32:40 UTC

Uncultured? [sounds far more amused than he does insulted]

Ah . . . a fallen star, then? Might I ask what it is that you do on the illustrious gem of Ivona? When not randomly broadcasting dirty laundry, I mean.

[Voice] paddyperformer August 14 2009, 19:12:09 UTC

I'm not a fallen star, asshole. I haven't even reached the very tip top yet, even though I'm close. I'm not falling until I get that far.

What? You mean the Victoria? I do charity work.

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