Dear Journal,

Paddy gives the movie Miss Potter 10 stars out of 10 for being a deep, compelling, and engaging piece of film work.

Paddy also endorses heroin use, stabbing yourself in the eye repeatedly, and Epic Movie.

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Dear! Journal!,

I'm! afraid! i! already! broke! my! new! years! resolution!

In! fact! i'm! pretty! sure! it's! gotten! worse!

Save! me! Obiwan! Kenobi! You're! my! only! hope!

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Dear Journal,

If using the internet makes you miserable and angsty, you're not using it right.
Or, as some genius once sang,

http://www.purepwnage.com/media/Pure%20Pwnage%20-%20Get%20outta%20myspace.mp3

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Dear Livejournal,

Just thought i'd let you know that Mangoflush is single handedly trying to crash your site with the sheer amount of posts he has been making.
So yeah... just warning you.

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Dear Mangoflush,

lol.

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Dear Journal

Note to self: Don't try and ditch a taxi fare ever again.
Even if the driver looks like Mick Molloy.

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