in the year 2034 chimpunks rule the land

[padfoot123]

The Condom Is The Glass Sliper Of Our Generation. You Slip It On, You Dance The Night Away With A Stranger, And Then You Throw It Away - The Condom, That Is, Not The Stranger.

Elise is pretty.

Caitlyn is chill.

Peter is a poop.

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Love,
Caitlyn R. Witkowski

Comments

[jabberjawer]

did you get that from fight club? because if you did you are number one

[moonchild337]

we googled and it came up

[blueangel89]

Sorry for asking, but what is your middle name?

[padfoot123]

rose because my mom said i had the rosiest cheeks when i was born.
(now you say "aw!" or "oh, that's kinda weird.")

why?

[blueangel89]

I was just wondering, I don't know, I figured I'd ask.

Oh wow that's really pretty.
That's cute how your mom picked it :)

[_saint_jimmy_]

haha that made me laugh

[padfoot123]

yeah, we were looking for inspirational quotes to give kyle scott and that came up. which makes the quote all that much more amusing.

[doctordevice19]

I hope it inspired him as much as it inspired me.