O God, Someone Please Stop The Memes
Instead of posting something collegiate and interesting...
My comments are in italics, like you care.
X= your confessions
[] I am bisexual
Can I put a half x? What if I find girls attractive but haven't ever done Stuff with one, what with how I have a boyfriend and all? Ehn.
[] I am homosexual
I love Christian too much not to be attracted to guys.
[] I've run away from home
I made it all the way to the corner before I turned back...doesn't count, does it?
[x] I listen to political music.
Bob Dylan, bitches.
[x] I collect comic books.
I did when I was a kid.
[x] I shut others out when I'm sad
Yeah.
[] I open up to others easily
I used to...not so much anymore.
[x] I am keeping a secret from the world
Just from the other people at college. I could tell you but then I would have to shoot you.
[x] I watch the news
Actually I read the news. Same thing.
[] I own over 5 rap CDs
[x] I own something from Hot Topic
Don't give me shit about this. Where else will I get my Invader Zim tchotchkes and funny shirts without paying for shipping?
[x] I love Disney movies
And it's a good damn thing too...I watched each of them roughly eight billion times while I worked at Hollywood.
[x] I am a sucker for eyes
Christian has gorgeous eyes.
[x] I don't kill bugs
Either because they are Living Creatures, or because I don't want bug goo on me.
[x] I curse regularly.
You fuckers.
[] I have "x"s in my screen name
[] I've slipped out a "lol" in a real conversation.
Almost...do WTFs count?
[] I love Spam
[x] I bake well
One time I almost burned my house down trying to melt chocolate chips. But that was a long time ago.
[x] I would wear pajamas to school.
Didn't do it in high school, but I've worn my sweats to class here at college...it's very tempting when your dorm is fifty feet away from your first class.
[] I have owned something from Abercrombie
[] I have a job
I have clinicals on Tuesdays, does that count? I worked my fucking ass off at Hollywood Video until school started. Capitalist pigs.
[] I love Martha Stewart.
[x] I am in love/like with someone.
Baby! *hug*
[] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS..
Why the fuck are there two periods there?
[x] I am self conscious.
I almost didn't check this, because I didn't want you all to think I was self-conscious. *whimper*
[x] I like to laugh.
Ha ha ha.
[] I smoke a pack a day.
[x] I loved Go Ask Alice.
Everyone should read it, particularly those in the eighth and ninth grade range. You know, easily influenced Young People. Pour your own drinks, people.
[] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[] I can't swallow pills.
[x] I have many scars
Bike accident, cricoid split, etc. etc.
[x] I've been out of this country
Ireland, Canada.
[x] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room
*whimper*
[x] I am really ticklish.
[x]I love chocolate
[x] I bite my nails.
I like the way it feels when my teeth slide across the outside part of my nail. I don't bite them off, unless I can't find my nail clippers. I'm disgusting, I know.
[x] I am comfortable with being me.
More or less.
[x] I play computer games when I'm bored
[] Gotten lost in the city
[x] Saw a shooting star.
Once after a Yule ritual, once during a meteor shower, and once waiting for the bus.
[x] I had a serious Surgery.
A cricoid split when I was one and a half. Basically, my airway swelled up and became obstructed. A cricoid split is when a surgeon makes an incision in the cartilage around your trachea to allow for expansion of the windpipe. If I had been born a few years earlier, I would have needed a tracheotomy, i.e. a little tube sticking out of my throat. That'd have sucked.
[x] Gone out in public in your pajamas
[] I have kissed a stranger.
[] Hugged a stranger. (A friend of a friend, or friends of my mom)
[] been in a CAT fight with the same sex.
[] Been arrested.
[x] Laughed and had some type of beverage come out of your nose.
Root beer, milk, chicken soup, lemonade, iced tea, Coke, etc.
[]Pushed all the buttons on an elevator
[]Made out in an elevator.
[x] Swore at your parents.
[] Kicked a guy where it hurts.
[] Been skydiving...
[] Been bungee jumping.
[] Broken a bone.
[] Played spin the bottle.
[] Had stitches
[] Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
Almost, while on a milk spree. I regretted it.
[x] Bitten someone.
...what?
[x] Been to Niagara Falls.
[x] Had the chicken pox.
[] Crashed into a water pipe
[] Been to Japan
[x] Rode in a taxi.
[] Shoplifted.
[] Been fired.
[x] had feelings for someone who didn't have them back. (Haven't we all?)
[] Stole something from your job.
[] Gone on a blind date.
[] Had a crush on a teacher/coach.
[] Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[x] Been to Europe.
[x] Slept with a co-worker.
I was dating Christian before he was my coworker, technically.
[] Been married
[] Gotten divorced.
[]Saw someone/something dying.
I'm a nursing student, it's coming, I just don't know when.
[x] Driven over 400 miles in one day.
Road trip to Texas.
[x] Been to Canada.
[x] Been on a plane.
[x] Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
I worked at a video store, of course I have.
[] Thrown up in a bar.
[x] Eaten Sushi.
But not the raw fish kind.
[] Been snowboarding.
[] Been skiing.
[x] Been ice skating. (I want to go this weekend.)
I suck at it. Also: Christian, I'm going to take you ice skating this Winter.
[] Met someone in person from the internet
[] been to a motocross show. (autocross?)
[x] Going to or have gone to college.
Go Griffins! Wooooooo!
[] Done hard drugs
I'm struggling to get off coke...But I'm drinking some right now, so I'm not very successful.
[x] Taken painkillers.
Not real badass ones though.
[] Cheated on someone else
Why would I?
...woo.
My comments are in italics, like you care.
X= your confessions
[] I am bisexual
Can I put a half x? What if I find girls attractive but haven't ever done Stuff with one, what with how I have a boyfriend and all? Ehn.
[] I am homosexual
I love Christian too much not to be attracted to guys.
[] I've run away from home
I made it all the way to the corner before I turned back...doesn't count, does it?
[x] I listen to political music.
Bob Dylan, bitches.
[x] I collect comic books.
I did when I was a kid.
[x] I shut others out when I'm sad
Yeah.
[] I open up to others easily
I used to...not so much anymore.
[x] I am keeping a secret from the world
Just from the other people at college. I could tell you but then I would have to shoot you.
[x] I watch the news
Actually I read the news. Same thing.
[] I own over 5 rap CDs
[x] I own something from Hot Topic
Don't give me shit about this. Where else will I get my Invader Zim tchotchkes and funny shirts without paying for shipping?
[x] I love Disney movies
And it's a good damn thing too...I watched each of them roughly eight billion times while I worked at Hollywood.
[x] I am a sucker for eyes
Christian has gorgeous eyes.
[x] I don't kill bugs
Either because they are Living Creatures, or because I don't want bug goo on me.
[x] I curse regularly.
You fuckers.
[] I have "x"s in my screen name
[] I've slipped out a "lol" in a real conversation.
Almost...do WTFs count?
[] I love Spam
[x] I bake well
One time I almost burned my house down trying to melt chocolate chips. But that was a long time ago.
[x] I would wear pajamas to school.
Didn't do it in high school, but I've worn my sweats to class here at college...it's very tempting when your dorm is fifty feet away from your first class.
[] I have owned something from Abercrombie
[] I have a job
I have clinicals on Tuesdays, does that count? I worked my fucking ass off at Hollywood Video until school started. Capitalist pigs.
[] I love Martha Stewart.
[x] I am in love/like with someone.
Baby! *hug*
[] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS..
Why the fuck are there two periods there?
[x] I am self conscious.
I almost didn't check this, because I didn't want you all to think I was self-conscious. *whimper*
[x] I like to laugh.
Ha ha ha.
[] I smoke a pack a day.
[x] I loved Go Ask Alice.
Everyone should read it, particularly those in the eighth and ninth grade range. You know, easily influenced Young People. Pour your own drinks, people.
[] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[] I can't swallow pills.
[x] I have many scars
Bike accident, cricoid split, etc. etc.
[x] I've been out of this country
Ireland, Canada.
[x] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room
*whimper*
[x] I am really ticklish.
[x]I love chocolate
[x] I bite my nails.
I like the way it feels when my teeth slide across the outside part of my nail. I don't bite them off, unless I can't find my nail clippers. I'm disgusting, I know.
[x] I am comfortable with being me.
More or less.
[x] I play computer games when I'm bored
[] Gotten lost in the city
[x] Saw a shooting star.
Once after a Yule ritual, once during a meteor shower, and once waiting for the bus.
[x] I had a serious Surgery.
A cricoid split when I was one and a half. Basically, my airway swelled up and became obstructed. A cricoid split is when a surgeon makes an incision in the cartilage around your trachea to allow for expansion of the windpipe. If I had been born a few years earlier, I would have needed a tracheotomy, i.e. a little tube sticking out of my throat. That'd have sucked.
[x] Gone out in public in your pajamas
[] I have kissed a stranger.
[] Hugged a stranger. (A friend of a friend, or friends of my mom)
[] been in a CAT fight with the same sex.
[] Been arrested.
[x] Laughed and had some type of beverage come out of your nose.
Root beer, milk, chicken soup, lemonade, iced tea, Coke, etc.
[]Pushed all the buttons on an elevator
[]Made out in an elevator.
[x] Swore at your parents.
[] Kicked a guy where it hurts.
[] Been skydiving...
[] Been bungee jumping.
[] Broken a bone.
[] Played spin the bottle.
[] Had stitches
[] Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
Almost, while on a milk spree. I regretted it.
[x] Bitten someone.
...what?
[x] Been to Niagara Falls.
[x] Had the chicken pox.
[] Crashed into a water pipe
[] Been to Japan
[x] Rode in a taxi.
[] Shoplifted.
[] Been fired.
[x] had feelings for someone who didn't have them back. (Haven't we all?)
[] Stole something from your job.
[] Gone on a blind date.
[] Had a crush on a teacher/coach.
[] Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[x] Been to Europe.
[x] Slept with a co-worker.
I was dating Christian before he was my coworker, technically.
[] Been married
[] Gotten divorced.
[]Saw someone/something dying.
I'm a nursing student, it's coming, I just don't know when.
[x] Driven over 400 miles in one day.
Road trip to Texas.
[x] Been to Canada.
[x] Been on a plane.
[x] Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
I worked at a video store, of course I have.
[] Thrown up in a bar.
[x] Eaten Sushi.
But not the raw fish kind.
[] Been snowboarding.
[] Been skiing.
[x] Been ice skating. (I want to go this weekend.)
I suck at it. Also: Christian, I'm going to take you ice skating this Winter.
[] Met someone in person from the internet
[] been to a motocross show. (autocross?)
[x] Going to or have gone to college.
Go Griffins! Wooooooo!
[] Done hard drugs
I'm struggling to get off coke...But I'm drinking some right now, so I'm not very successful.
[x] Taken painkillers.
Not real badass ones though.
[] Cheated on someone else
Why would I?
...woo.