So I'm considering faking my own death. Who's with me?

Here are some reasons why:

1.) I'm tired of this college crap.
2.) I'm really not looking forward to college, either.
3.) School = evil^3
4.) My dad's practically not speaking to me.
5.) ...bla.

Actually I probably won't fake my own death. But whatever.

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