I'm a bad, bad, girl. But I might make you laugh!

[pagandenma]

Yeah. I'm filking World of warcraft for the love of the gods. But several of my friends thought it was funny, so here goes . . . .

The WoW Noob Song
(dedicated to Bloodtail and Roelstra, for getting me addicted, damn you!)
to the tune of “Wonderful World” by Sam Cooke


Don’t know much about Kalimdor,
Never been to Northrend before,
Don’t know much about the Outlands
Or the Eastern Kingdom’s lands

But I do know that I love my toon
And I’d love to go questing with you:
What a wonderful world WoW can be.

Don’t know much about my Druid’s specs,
Five-man raids leave me a wreck,
Don’t know what gear I should wear
But got the achievement for stylin’ my hair

But I do know that I love my toon
And I’d love to level up with you:
What a wonderful world WoW can be.

Now I’ll admit it, I’m still a newbie
It’s all strange to me -
But if you DPS and I cast my HOTs babe,
We can tank and spank the Boss easily!

Don’t care if we’re Alliance or Horde
On Azeroth we’ll never be bored.
So pick a race and a class for fun
We’ll party up and raid with everyone

Because I really love my toon
And I’d love to go raiding with you:
What a wonderful world WoW can be.

La da da da da, fun late nights
La da da da da, guild invites
La da da da da, level up with me
La da da da da, gonna hit 80.

Because I really love my toon
But I think I’ll make an alt or two
What a wonderful world WoW can be.