Writer's Block: As the Cookie Crumbles

[paganitician]

Hmmm...although I probably should answer with profound sayings, the only things I can think of are humorous things...

1.  "You go now!  You been here four hour!"

2.  "You really enjoy Chinese food."

3.  "Try '...except in bed.'"

4.  Having bundles of two or more fortune cookies all with the fortune "The fortune of the person sitting to your left is

Comments

[kaymyth]

I once got a fortune from Panda Express that read - and I kid you not - "Are your legs tired? You've been running through my mind ALL day."

I kept the fortune, so I still have proof of Creepy!Cookie.

[paganitician]

Really?! They must have been running out of fortunes if they lowered themselves to using bad pick-up lines.