no more hot-headed saturdays (kris/fem!yeol, nc-17, ~3800w)

[pageandpetals]

Title: No More Hot-Headed Saturdays
Pairing: Kris/fem!Chanyeol
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~3800
Summary: Air conditioning is the one thing that separates us from the beasts.

Comments

[admortems]

[SANGHYUK SCREAM]

[admortems]

YU OIAMD E FEM!CY SQUIRT IM
IM
SO
[BEATS HANDS AGAINST CHEST, LETS OUT GORILLA ROAR]
IM SO THIRSTY LIZ THIS WAS PERFECT

[hopeandmemory]

it was inevitable. he got her good and ready for it!!! i couldn't pass it up, lmao.

CRIES this is my first nc17 het fic i'm so ;~~~~~;

DO U NEED ME TO PASS THE BLEACH :) :) :)

<3

[kim_ri]

JCHDSHAOIXKCJKEIIEFHHFJSLALBF TRANSLATION: SPOT

[kim_ri]

oops i accidentally my penis into your vag HOW SILLY OF ME!!!
fuckING HELL

ugh the relationship in here is so perfect. it's like the jackass couple where they just make fun of each other but it's playful and teasing and perfect and liz why am i like this

you maDE HCNAYEOL SQURIT IM SO DONE POIJSOGPA8392JGPOIAJSDF

i just imagined chanyeol rolling around in the covers making kissing noises at kris and being a brat and kris eating her out i'm so CRY

this entire comment is so fucking incoherent i'm sorry I JUST LOVE THIS A LOT THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR WRITING THIS EVEN THO I CAME UP WITH THE PROMPT IN LIKE 2 SECONDS JUST FOR THE SAKE OF GETTING KRISYEOL PORN

[hopeandmemory]

i always worry that all of my characters sound the same because i love this kind of relationship banter and it shows up in practically all of my writing but i almost don't care because it's fun to write like that ;~~;

i just imagined chanyeol rolling around in the covers making kissing noises at kris and being a brat and kris eating her out i'm so CRY

she is such a brat and kris spoils her he's like her little errand oppa and he doesn't even care S O B

THANK YOU FOR THE PROMPT because i definitely needed a reason to write this and nothing was WORKING lmao but now i have to be All Business and write my challenge fics D O U B L E S O B

[yohey_lover]

Omg omgO OMG HOMGGGG krisyeol with FEM!YEOL AGAIN!! What have I done in life lately that I seem to keep finding hetfic with femyeol in it omg do I even deserve this blessing ;__;

That was so fucking beautiful!

The most graphic pwp of fem!yeol I've read so far and I just want to keep this fic forever burn at the vack of my eyelids so that chanyeol in frickin tank and denim shorts can stay forever there.

And Kris.

Holy fuck. Fucking kris. Fucking kris pounding the broken AC. Fucking Kris all over chanyeol.

He is so goddamn hot in here

Perfect perfect perfeweeeeeeeccctt *BAWLS N DIG A HOLE*

[hopeandmemory]

i bet it's because we've only seen chanyeol cross-dressing before, lmfao. that white mini-skirt and tank top will be forever imprinted in my mind!!

it was really graphic, wasn't it? i probably should have tagged it as smut on SNCJ when i posted it, oops. i fixed it, though. ㅋㅋㅋ

i had a dream once about kris being a super affectionate boyfriend once (that was hard to wake up from, oy) and i think that image always makes its way into my fics now, lmao. SEX MONSTER KRIS WU yummmmm

tysm for this comment, it really made me smile (and i'm not feeling well today, so it was definitely really appreciated). :) i'm glad you enjoyed this!

[lunathunderhead]

oops i accidentally my penis into your vag HOW SILLY OF ME!!!
i live for this comment

i don't feel well esp bc this girls au is not the life, i might puke, etc, what else is new??? none of it i'm so UPSET changirl is so cute what the fuck

LIJEU

[hopeandmemory]

i like changirl, she's very sassy. i would be friends with her. i love girl exo i wish there were more girl exo fics :(

HEHEHEHEHHEHEH i live for your eternal torment dui bu qi not dui bu qi <3

[hopeandmemory]

i love comments where the readers don't know what to do with themselves after reading, it kinda makes me clap my hands together in glee :D

i'm really glad you liked this! i actually love your fics too, i think i read your entire masterlist a couple of weeks ago ;~~~; tysm for commenting!