Dropped Out and Took Control

[paigearino]

Fuck you, professor Sanborn! You could have at least gotten back to me more than 25 hours ahead of time is you were going to say no. I COULDN'T email you at your home address because I was in ITALY, fucker. That was the problem.
You're a dick. Just give me the F and let me go home.

Comments

[stealthyshelby]

I want to hear the end of this unfortunate saga, be it tragic or triumphal. What happens next?

[paigearino]

I schooled it. I did fine. Oh, and apparently he goes to your church.

[stealthyshelby]

Sweet. Good work. I knew this presentation could not dominate you.
I have no church. Nor do I think I know your professor. Funny though.

[elmanwithnoname]

You should invest in a church. They seem profitable, being tax-free and such.