Here is a list of the things I hate right now ( Read more... )

Once upon a time, in ancient Babylonia, way before "man" ever "walked on water" there was a goddess. This goddess was named Ishtar and she was important. She was a fertility goddess and very, very powerful. One spring, during her festival, she decided to show her subjects just how powerful she was, so she took a rabbit (known to be one of the most ( Read more... )

82 degree weather be damned, I am fucking depressed. I was driving to school this morning after looking at Sarah's new myspace pictures and the one of her and Pat made me just want to die. So I'm listening to Social D, and I just start crying, while driving. I dunno. I don't get it. But I don't like it ( Read more... )

Seriously, go fuck yourself. I told you to get acquainted with your hand and I fucking meant it. I don't care what anyone thinks of me, a long as you aren't my friend. But you ARE my friend, or at least I thought you were. I would think out of anyone, YOU of all people would know me better and respect me more. But I guess not. I guess you are just ( Read more... )

it's a lie. I don't really know the history behind cheese, and honestly I don't care. I am seriously considering joining the peace corps and when I told my mom she said "well, that's one way to postpone going into the real world for another two years." she's right. It is. I can't think of anything better and I have no idea what I am going to do. At ( Read more... )

So, I AM graduating May of 2007. That's right, folks. Paige: a College Graduate. I can be like Professor Science! Or I can work at McDonald's for the rest of my life "did you know that john milton coined the word Pandemonium in Paradise Lost? Oh you don't care? You just want a quarter pounder with cheese? I know how to say that in French. Do you ( Read more... )

This is what I do with 3 free minutes of my life. And that's why you all love me ( Read more... )

I need to write a song about my Eddy boyfriend. About how we are meant to be, and I want to be his Joey Ramone, and that I like his cabby hat, and sideburns and red cons with black laces ( Read more... )

The rebirth of bitchy Paige! She went through some sort of transformation, she was wide-eyed and smiley and touched by affection for a boy. But I am effectively thoroughly single for 6 months, and let me tell you: I am me again. I am done with all that past stuff and looking forward to whatever comes next. I just want it to be summer so Shelby is ( Read more... )

I am determined to apply my weird nature of choosing things to guys from now on. I am way more discerning and snobbish about everything else in my life. I choose the colour of nail polish I will have my toes painted based on what it's called, not the colour it actually is (right now: a hot pink called "you're a pisa work" and before this it was " ( Read more... )