Paige, just let her know that the reason why men do stupid things in relationships is because they have penises. These peninses tend to have a backup of semen, no matter HOW often it's released, that makes them deaf, dumb, and blind. And retarded.
Yes yes, I know! Buuuut I also start jury duty tomorrow. I really really hope I don't have to miss the Pixies cuz of some dumbass shit like that. I'll be pissed. So I'm just gonna curb my excitement until I know if I gotta go that day or know exactly what's up.
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