"Any man not busy being born is busy dying."

[pain_amplifier]

I find that it's been a problem of mine since the start of art school. The women. Not the usual form of problem, though. It does stem from that, however. I've been having trouble placing female characters into my writing. I attribute this to the fact that I'd given up on understanding them altogether. They appear from time to time as background

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la femme

[spoonshake]

As Ol' Jack would say:

Re: la femme

[pain_amplifier]

Blasphemer! I'll fucking kill you!

*KNEE-TO-THA-FACE-FOLLOWED-BY-GUILLOTINE-CHOKE!!!*

You know...I've actually considered that method. The real one. No ass sex involved. We'll see if it works.

If not, I'mma come up in, you gonna hear diss: CLK-CLK!

Re: la femme

[pain_amplifier]

And by "real" I mean the one mentioned in that movie. The fictional one. I know. I'm retarded. That's what makes me quirky.

they got a CLK-CLK up on the satellite that can blow up anything on earth

[spoonshake]

Actually, I think this is what all women are like.