Writing career interest statements for internship programs suck!

Dear Spotlighters:

OH GOD I MISSED YOU SO FUCKING MUCH

Love always,

Jen Freiermuth.

I refuse to have any more to do with you, until you clean up your act.

If you think I'm talking about you, then heed this.

I'm not even fucking joking.

I can't be a party to this.

Black roses and hail maries can't bring back what's taken from me.

I have concluded that I honestly don't give a fuck. :D

...Mock trial. Don't ask me how it went, I'll update about that later.

If anyone fucks with my family ( Read more... )

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DONATE IT TO CANCER!!! DONATE IT TO CANCER!!!

Where did you get these Australian Sugar Gliders?
....the Summit Park Mall?

No, Lee, I used to read the dictionary every night.
DID YOU REALLY?

Everyone loves CANCER!!!

If we sponsored a karayoke night, would you come?
I'm completely serious. Please tell me.

( This peed-pants worthy. )

Thank you, Nathan Evans, for the absolutely EXSQUISITE icon.