PEOPLE ON YAHOO ARE FUCKING SLEAZE BALLS!!

[paino_desperado]

I HATE PEOPLE ON YAHOO!! I was trying to get this guys phone number and he just doesnt fuckin listen

Comments

[hollywould_86]

how the hell did you put that up so fast? What happened to the phone thing?? You said your computer crashed? You totally confused me. lol.

[__inshambles]

haha eww yahoomen. evil!!!

[truthseeker02]

HAHA Were you having phone sex without me again? SHame on you.

GOd, don't we all love creepy mutherfuckers? Life rocks!

[paino_desperado]

He wouldn't give me his number, hahaha

[__inshambles]

you're prank call cheating on me? when i showed you the ropes. that's nice of you.

[truthseeker02]

*hangs head in shame*

So, I am the "other woman"! I thought you really cared about me....sigh....

[not_insane_inc]

O_o sweet Jesus! Is this what you have to deal with when you're trying to get some horny sleezeball's phone number?!

P.S.: I could just imagine your inflection while saying "...but with a really big penis" in your greatest hermaphrodite tone drop!

-- Kelly-butt

[truthseeker02]

This has nothing to do with your post but I must tell you....

My mom decided to come into my bedroom while I was sleeping this morning and use my computer.....no big deal.....

So, this morning I sit next to her with my bowl of raisin bran and she says "Amy, there is somebody who has a screen name about Tori Amos that said something a little ummm...sexual on your computer."

Me, all confused and thinking she was just overreacting says "huh??"

Mom decides that she can't say it outloud so she whispers Cory's nightly activity in my ear.

*raisins flying through the kitchen from my mouth*

"oh, sorry mom....yeah...he was just joking."

*runs to room and shuts door*

I HAVE to start leaving more away messages. I thought I did leave one about old men but must have cancelled it before I walked out the door....Too funny. Mom thinks I'm into online sex now....remembre when she walked in when I was looking at your picture of those two men?