I'm at my parents house in Chicago right now and I just had a cup and a half of wicked strong coffee, apparently I am a little too free with the measurements... Had Christmas and all that, nice, relaxed, got good stuff. My Grandpa told a heartwarming story about finding a scratch on his car, and a note on the windshield from a DIFFERENT party, a ( Read more... )

That's right, I %*!$ #*^& motherfucker!

01-- When and how did we meet ( Read more... )

"Show me the most beautiful girl in the world, and I'll show you a guy who's sick of fucking her."

heh heh heh.

I don't think my screenprinting teacher will appreciate the word "motherfucker" on my final project, however, it is fortunate that I think it will be better looking if it says "motherf!*#er ( Read more... )

...that the funniest sound in the world is "puke laugh puke"? Or that after finishing off the bottom half of a bottle of Beam, I was good enough to drive Stacey home, then Amy, but woke up at 6:41 am to puke? I could go for quiznos right now. Instead I think I'll go see what kind of damage I did when I came home and stumbled into bed last night ( Read more... )

I LOOOOVE Friday afternoons...I get out of class, my favorite one, all hyper and happy from coffee and being a nerd....and everything is just fucking great. Rolling Stones, "lets spend the night together" was on the radio on the way home. I feel like taking on the world. A friend wants to get a tattoo today and hopefully I will tag along to take ( Read more... )

Tequila Rose coffee that me and Kristy hid a few weeks ago to --> ice water to --> Kristys Day Off (Kahlua, Chambord, Baileys, milk) to --> a double shot of Dr. McGillicudys. I'm a very bad sick person, and somehow my stomach accepted all that tonight at work. I made dick for tips, but I was expecting that, so when Mark let me go early I was ( Read more... )

SWEATPANT BONERS!!!! yay! Went to a Halloween show in Salem last night. My boyfriends band played, and about 7 others too. The Sweatpant Boners played last, I was not disappointed. I have been waiting to see them for about a year, since I first saw a flyer and fell in love with the name hahaha. Me and Stacey walked around Salem a little bit, cause ( Read more... )

So, apparently, my Moms life is more exciting than mine. I wish I had supposedly "gay" men inviting me to Rocky Horror (even though I hate it) and baking me delicious things to eat ( Read more... )