i love it when im working and fat broads come up to me crying to ask where the bathroom is. did she crap her pants? i don't know ( Read more... )

so i may be getting a new used car in the near distant future. i was talkin to my dad about it because he'll be shoulder half the price. he either wants me to get a pickup truck or a beast machine like this

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i've got nothing exciting in my life to talk about so i'll take this oppertunity to talk about my next big idea in the breakfast/snack industry: Eggo waffles and Oreos joining forces to create the newest unhealthy craze to start childrens' days off in a sugar-packed fashion. two chocolate flavored Eggos that sandwich the irresistible white stuff ( Read more... )

so this lady who started working at michaels thinks i'm retarded. shes calls me "trash man" (i guess because the first thing she saw me do was empty out a trash can) and she congratulates me when i do something simple like when i find where something goes. "wow, you did that all by yourself?!". and she says stupid shit all the time like "are they ( Read more... )

this girl is completely insane. what the hell is she talking about ( Read more... )

schools good. class are alright. one teachers an idiot. but hey, you get what you pay for ( Read more... )

so pissed today. almost dropped kicked this kid walking in front of me, but i held in the anger ( Read more... )

i think i have to start writing in this again. for me, of course, because i'm sure none of you miss it. i was just checkin past entries in my journal. its like a time capsule. i couldn’t remember a lot of the shit that happened over the past year. reading the entries jump started my stalling memory. i could relive my appendicitis and my collapsed ( Read more... )

i swear to god... if i hear that gay fag from napoleon dynamite say "righteous" one more goddam time on that trailer for that stupid lookin movie, i'm gonna freak out ( Read more... )

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