Oneshot - XL Love
XL Love
Yunho/Junsu
PG ; Comedy, Fluff
743 words.
For mitzuki_chan, as always. :) ♥
Summer. The season for sweet, icy cold treats. Ice cream, popsicles, milkshakes, snow cones-- mountains of sugar mixed with ice, personal favourites of Junsu's. He feasts on each of these snacks as his three meals. His face grows more round and plump with each passing day, but he doesn't care much. Changmin still eats more than him. He's not the only one with an endless pit.
"Junsu," Jaejoong crosses his arms, "Eat my food."
"Mm?" the younger man mumbles through his creamed lips. "I'm eating."
"No, I mean my food."
"Hyung, I've been eating your food for the past century."
"Yeah, and you've never gained five pounds in two weeks while eating it, have you?"
Junsu frowns, "So what?"
"Would you like to keep gaining weight? Do you want to keep this up?" the older man asks.
"Hyung..." he whines.
"Do you want to be known as Asia's roundest duck butt?"
"I-No..." Junsu slowly puts down the bowl of ice cream reluctantly.
"Then stop drowning yourself in sugar, all right? For goodness' sake, wipe that cream off your face! You look like some depressed confused clown."
The confused clown begins make his way toward the washroom while holding out his hand to keep the melted ice from dripping. When he pushes the door open, he finds Yunho in an awkward position.
"Uh... What're you doing?"
The leader moves his arms from the air ("He was flailing his arms," Junsu suspects. "Very awkward.") and coughs. "Ah, Junsuyah. Hi."
"Hi, hyung. Dancing in the washroom, again?"
The older man's face immediately begins to blush but tries to hide his embarrassment with a wave of his hand. "Uh... You know, just…”
Junsu raises an eyebrow.
“Fine, fine! You caught me."
"Hmm. Cool.”
"Really?" Yunho's face lights up. "Y-you think so? Hyung's cool?"
"No, I meant the cream on my face is getting cool."
"Oh..." he pouts. "You should, uh, wash it off.”
"Yeah." Junsu looks at his reflection in the mirror. "Ugh, Jaejoong was right. I do look like a confused clown."
Yunho laughs. "You always look confused."
"Hey! I do not."
"Oh? Then are you constipated?"
"Okay, fine. Confused." Junsu puffs.
"Here," Yunho grabs a towel and turns on the tap. "Come closer, I'll clean it for you."
"Aw, hyung, I'm not a little boy. I'll do it myself." He takes the towel and smothers it across his face messily. "There, is it better?"
"Mm," the older man inspects. "I think so."
"Great. Thanks, hyung."
"Don’t worry about it. Oh, but hey, Junsuyah," Yunho tilts his head and leaned forward, checking one last detail. "Not to be forward but, has your butt somehow... inflated itself?"
Junsu pouts and is offended. "Hyung!"
"Just making an innocent observation," Yunho shrugs.
"Well, Jaejoong was making fun of me too..." he turns to stare at his rear. "He said at this rate, I could probably become Asia's roundest duck butt."
“Very possible.”
“Not true! I’m sure Asia has plenty of other asses to look at.”
“But yours would be the most entertaining. I mean, it’s big and it bounces when you dance!”
“Shut up, hyung.”
“But I like your huge ass," Yunho smiles.
"Huh?"
"Well, hugeness must be caused by something, right?"
"That's what she said." Junsu coughs.
"What? No!" Yunho shakes his head and laughs. "I didn't mean it like that! I was just thinking that your great big bubble butt must come from something huge and powerful like..... love!"
"...Love."
"Yeah! You're cute and loveable and... since your butt is basically what your fans love you for, it must be made by simply that. Love."
"Okay....."
"Yeah! I love your butt!"
"Thanks... But... You know, you're not making much sense."
"Whatever," the older man shrugs.
"Hyung. I think your butt's great, too. It might not be bigger than mine but it's got some love built into it too. Mostly muscle, though."
"I've got something that's bigger that's also filled with love," Yunho winks.
"What's that?" Junsu blinks.
"...Nevermind."
Over dinner that night, Junsu pushes away the bowls of icy sugar and eats Jaejoong's food. While swallowing a piece of barbecued pork, he thinks about what Yunho had said earlier in the afternoon.
I've got something that's bigger that's also filled with love.
"OH!" Junsu says, then promptly chokes on his piece of meat.
"Are you okay?" Yoochun pokes.
"Yeah," he coughs. "I just..."
Yunho looks at him, worried. "Just what?"
"Nothing."
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Haven't posted fic in ages, but since it's the summer, I'll try to write more? Hopefully. ♥! :) :)
Masterlist: here
Yunho/Junsu
PG ; Comedy, Fluff
743 words.
For mitzuki_chan, as always. :) ♥
Summer. The season for sweet, icy cold treats. Ice cream, popsicles, milkshakes, snow cones-- mountains of sugar mixed with ice, personal favourites of Junsu's. He feasts on each of these snacks as his three meals. His face grows more round and plump with each passing day, but he doesn't care much. Changmin still eats more than him. He's not the only one with an endless pit.
"Junsu," Jaejoong crosses his arms, "Eat my food."
"Mm?" the younger man mumbles through his creamed lips. "I'm eating."
"No, I mean my food."
"Hyung, I've been eating your food for the past century."
"Yeah, and you've never gained five pounds in two weeks while eating it, have you?"
Junsu frowns, "So what?"
"Would you like to keep gaining weight? Do you want to keep this up?" the older man asks.
"Hyung..." he whines.
"Do you want to be known as Asia's roundest duck butt?"
"I-No..." Junsu slowly puts down the bowl of ice cream reluctantly.
"Then stop drowning yourself in sugar, all right? For goodness' sake, wipe that cream off your face! You look like some depressed confused clown."
The confused clown begins make his way toward the washroom while holding out his hand to keep the melted ice from dripping. When he pushes the door open, he finds Yunho in an awkward position.
"Uh... What're you doing?"
The leader moves his arms from the air ("He was flailing his arms," Junsu suspects. "Very awkward.") and coughs. "Ah, Junsuyah. Hi."
"Hi, hyung. Dancing in the washroom, again?"
The older man's face immediately begins to blush but tries to hide his embarrassment with a wave of his hand. "Uh... You know, just…”
Junsu raises an eyebrow.
“Fine, fine! You caught me."
"Hmm. Cool.”
"Really?" Yunho's face lights up. "Y-you think so? Hyung's cool?"
"No, I meant the cream on my face is getting cool."
"Oh..." he pouts. "You should, uh, wash it off.”
"Yeah." Junsu looks at his reflection in the mirror. "Ugh, Jaejoong was right. I do look like a confused clown."
Yunho laughs. "You always look confused."
"Hey! I do not."
"Oh? Then are you constipated?"
"Okay, fine. Confused." Junsu puffs.
"Here," Yunho grabs a towel and turns on the tap. "Come closer, I'll clean it for you."
"Aw, hyung, I'm not a little boy. I'll do it myself." He takes the towel and smothers it across his face messily. "There, is it better?"
"Mm," the older man inspects. "I think so."
"Great. Thanks, hyung."
"Don’t worry about it. Oh, but hey, Junsuyah," Yunho tilts his head and leaned forward, checking one last detail. "Not to be forward but, has your butt somehow... inflated itself?"
Junsu pouts and is offended. "Hyung!"
"Just making an innocent observation," Yunho shrugs.
"Well, Jaejoong was making fun of me too..." he turns to stare at his rear. "He said at this rate, I could probably become Asia's roundest duck butt."
“Very possible.”
“Not true! I’m sure Asia has plenty of other asses to look at.”
“But yours would be the most entertaining. I mean, it’s big and it bounces when you dance!”
“Shut up, hyung.”
“But I like your huge ass," Yunho smiles.
"Huh?"
"Well, hugeness must be caused by something, right?"
"That's what she said." Junsu coughs.
"What? No!" Yunho shakes his head and laughs. "I didn't mean it like that! I was just thinking that your great big bubble butt must come from something huge and powerful like..... love!"
"...Love."
"Yeah! You're cute and loveable and... since your butt is basically what your fans love you for, it must be made by simply that. Love."
"Okay....."
"Yeah! I love your butt!"
"Thanks... But... You know, you're not making much sense."
"Whatever," the older man shrugs.
"Hyung. I think your butt's great, too. It might not be bigger than mine but it's got some love built into it too. Mostly muscle, though."
"I've got something that's bigger that's also filled with love," Yunho winks.
"What's that?" Junsu blinks.
"...Nevermind."
Over dinner that night, Junsu pushes away the bowls of icy sugar and eats Jaejoong's food. While swallowing a piece of barbecued pork, he thinks about what Yunho had said earlier in the afternoon.
I've got something that's bigger that's also filled with love.
"OH!" Junsu says, then promptly chokes on his piece of meat.
"Are you okay?" Yoochun pokes.
"Yeah," he coughs. "I just..."
Yunho looks at him, worried. "Just what?"
"Nothing."
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Haven't posted fic in ages, but since it's the summer, I'll try to write more? Hopefully. ♥! :) :)
Masterlist: here