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[paintbinumberz]

Ok who wants to adopt me? any takers? i'm a useful person to have around i swear... im gay, can lift heavy objects, can eat a lot, can make people laugh, can drink a lot, can smoke a lot, can swear a lot, i can look pretty too, i groom myself and am potty trained... among other things (batteries not included)... so anyone?

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[thebrokenfonts]

ooooooo........me!! me!!! wait....are you capable of sitting around watching movies and tv all day?

[badassbeamer]

I'll adopt you. I've always wanted a big sister! :)

[shytweeter]

Just watch out everyone, she can groom herself, but sometimes chooses not to. On the other hand, she is very good at keeping couches and beds warm and playing DDR, which is pretty entertaining.

On a side note, is it legal to adopt lemming?

[mandajoy33]

man...i adopted a lesbian once. They're mouthy, lazy and they steal beer

[iheartferrick]

HA HA HA