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[paintedwall]

Fourth of July weekend can be a pain, a hassle, an annoyance, a bother, an aggravation, a fuss, a headache, an inconvenience, an irritation, a strain, and a nuisance. For some, it is just simply a problem. For others, it can be a dangerous experience where the pain is all too literal. The only deciding factor is how large the fireworks are that

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[anonymous]

Slap the relatives who planned the party. Throw out the old list. Make up your own. Mix some jello shots. Light a pine tree on fire. Have fun the old-fashioned, drunken tirade pyro way.

Its not the tradition. Its how the tradition is relayed.

[paintedwall]

Mr./Ms. Anonymous, is that you?

If it is, you've made my night.

[anonymous]

Um... sorry. It's Krista. :) Hope that doesn't un-make your night.