Quizno's indie lunch day wtf. Fuck that cue ball. Stop texting me. Tobias Funke haircut, it's cold. Foster's Australian for beer. You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos motherfucker!

Gruden fired. I will state whether I am happy with this or not depending on who the Bucs replace him with.

Demitri Martin is getting his own television show yessssss.

I keep having dreams where I'm with a girl and I'm happy. Each girl is different in each dream. And these girls in my dreams aren't like any girl I've ever met or known or been around ( Read more... )

New Years Resolutions ( Read more... )

Poppin bottles '09 at midnight.

Last night was a personal best New Years and I'm happy about that. Fireworks, champagne, and omg I actually like a lot of people from lakeland.

NHL winter classic in 25 minutes. Hockey in its purest form.

I don't know where I'm celebrating New Year's this year. I usually get too drunk on New Year's Eve to remember anything and I'm not doing that this year. This year I'm going to smoke a fuck load of weed, drink four red bulls, have a drink for midnight, and kiss a mirror at midnight because I'm the shit. I'll actually get to watch everyone be wasted ( Read more... )

RIP Tampa Bay Buc's defense.

Yay, I have jeans that fit.

So 5 months ago I could barely stand up and today I just played soccer at full speed (for someone who is way out of shape). Running felt real good and I'm getting back on that fo sho.

So yeah, life, good luck at trying to fuck me over again. You're going to have to kill me to stop me, bitch.

Last night was cool too.

Lightning game. Ice skating. Christmas party. Bucs game. Maybe fantasy football championship miracle? Fuck Marshawn Lynch for getting injured.

ShamWow! Lol Stephan.

I do not skate like a hockey player anymore. I'll get it back. My legs and feet hurt.