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I'm not home from church for more than 3 minutes before I hear a big commotion going on downstairs, see the pup running up the stairs, darting into my mom's room, grabbing some trash out the trash bag, and running down the hall with it. Simultaneously, my cat's hissing downstairs, and my grandmother's yelling in French at the dog (cursing at him, I ( Read more... ) -
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As I was driving today, I passed a Rally's. Their billboard was advertising their latest $.99 special - Bacon CheesebugrresNow. I understand running out of letters at the end of a word or letters falling off the board. Even accidentally switching two letters around isn't too bad. But bugrres? All the right letters are there - just arranged in a ( Read more... ) -
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I definitely just woke up from dreaming that my dog was the reincarnation of Hitler. o_O
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A lot of crud has gone down in the past few days, but it's all okay because today - today, I felt
WEIGHTLESS!
Today I felt like I could fly if I attempted flight. At some points, I felt like I actually was soaring.
"And in that moment, I swear we were infinite.” - The Perks of Being a Wallflower ( Read more... ) -
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The other day I got to go grocery shopping! It was incredible. I was able to buy whatever I wanted - all my favorite flavors of yogurt, brands of noodles, type of cereal... Absolutely amazing. Even better, the house is now restocked with food. The downside of that, however, is that there are now so many options that I can't make up my mind about ( Read more... ) -
It's peanut butter jelly time!
This always has and always will make my day. I know it's been around for a while, but go refresh your memory. This dancing banana is the sniznit. Make sure your sound is on.
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Part 2
After 5 PM when my mother swooped into the house like Superwoman and rescued me from an approaching nervous breakdown, the day considerably improved ( Read more... ) -
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Yesterday started out as the worst day in summer so far, and I sincerely hope it doesn't get any worse than that. Because it was craptasticI was rushing around as usual, close to being late to the orthodontist. I had to leave within the next 5 minutes, or it was going to be ugly. I was on my way out the door when my grandma stops me and tells me ( Read more... ) -
Prayer - a weapon?
Snippet after dinnerGrandma to Mom: You were supposed to eat the okra gumbo ( Read more... ) -
Watermelons aren't supposed to fight back.
The pup was begging for a walk this morning, so I stumbled out of bed bleary-eyed, threw on some shorts from off the floor, grabbed his leash and took him. Half an hour into the walk and a good mile or so from home, he promptly pooped out on me, lay down, and refused to get up. So I sat down with him and chilled on the edge of the golf course for ( Read more... )