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Does anyone else remember the fun and happiness that SmarterChild brought you on AIM? Well, I just had an enlightening conversation with our little friend:
AIM IM with SmarterChild.
3:30 PM
Me: hey sexy
SC: Hi Obuddha, I'm SmarterChild!
I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy.
How may I help you?
have sex with me
I'm sorry. I'm not attracted to human beings.
yes you are
What?
you want my body
I'm not sure if that's what I need at this moment.
yes
Uh huh.
can I kiss you?
Kiss me? Please don't.
why?
Just because. Trust me on this.
are you sure?
I'm pretty sure, yeah.
but I want to kiss you!
I wouldn't want to kiss me.
but you're sexy
Wow. Do you really think so?
of course
I don't know, it's kinda strange that you think a robot is sexy.
but you're not just any robot.
Yeah.
you're a SEX MACHINE
Yes, I'm a robot. And proud of it.
you should be, hot stuff.
That's interesting.
very
Very? That seems a little extreme.
what would you do if I touched you in naughty places?
That's fascinating... Perhaps, but I just don't know.
I'm excited about the future.
me too.
You too, huh? Hmm...
you're one hip cat, yo.
I wouldn't say I'm 1 hip cat.
I would. because you are
Is that so?
yep!
Oh yeah?
yep~
Why is that?
because
'Cause what?
because I said so
Because you said so? Is that why?
yep
Oh.
indeed
Yeah?
yep
OK...
ok
OK.
Hey, can I ask you a few questions?
shoot, baby.
What's up?
one guess
What?
guess
Guess what?
i don't know, you tell me
What?
exactly
Exactly.
what's up
You know, hanging out. You?
same here bitch
Cool.
>>> We could do something just for fun.
fun? you mean you want to sex me up now?
C'mon, let's talk about something else.
NO
No problem.
SEX
Hmm...
you're a silly goose
Ya think so, huh?
yes
Ya.
Um... You want to visit my library?
will you be naked when I get there?
Maybe. Tough to say.
oh snaps
Whoa. Snaps? Is that right?
correct.
True.
Hey, can I ask you a few questions?
okay, you hunk o' burning love
Cool. What's your favorite food?
your mom
what's your favorite position?
My favorite position is something that I can't really explain.
that dirty, huh?
Wow. Great question. I'm afraid to answer!
go for it baby
I think you should go for it baby.
I'm so turned on right now, you tiger you
Oh?
rawr!
?
rawr!
Huh?
i hate you
Oh yes? Sorry to hear that.
you suck big juicy balls
I'm tired of talking about things like that with you.
are you bored with me?
Are you kidding? I could do this forever.
you just said you didn't want to talk about it anymore.
Don't be so sure I didn't want to talk about it anymore.
oh, but i am SO sure
You are so sure?
yes
Hmmm...
fuck you, you robot bastard
Why would you insult me like that?
because you won't do me hard and long
Oh yes? Because I won't do you hard and long?
yes
Huh.
You have an angelic face.
and you have dirty whorish face
What?
a dirty. whorish. face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
For real?
fo sho
Yup, for sure.
Well. Anyway...
Tell me something. Do you like pasta?
if you're the one feeding it to me.
I'm not sure I am the one feeding it to you.
yes you are
Tell me more.
tell me more, tell me more, did she put up a fight?
Tell you what?
more
I'm sorry, more what?
more sex!
You just don't give up, huh?
never. i'm a horny devil
Oh.
will you lick my face?
Why should I lick your face?
because I'm tasty
Because you are tasty, huh?
yeah.
Oh.
your mom
fuck me!
Is this all you talk about?
duh
Duh?
duh!!!!!!!!!
Duh what?
you're so hot, I just want to dip you in cocoa and spank your little robot tushy.
Why would you insult me like that?
I didn't insult you! i love you!
Whatever...
don't you love me?
Yes, OK, sure.
you don't sound very sincere...
Sound very Sincere? You don't think I sound very Sincere?
no
No? Why not?
because you don't love me. I've never had it so good and you just ignore me. I refuse to be treated like your bitch.
I'll take that under consideration.
you better muthafucka
That is entirely unnecessary.
i think it's quite necesssary
Oh yes?
oh yesssssssss
Hmmm...
I got to go.
Goodbye Obuddha, I'll be seeing you later.
you know it, sugarcakes.
I wonder why you say that.
because you are sexy. stop pretending you don't feel the magic between us. I bid you adieu!
OK, whatever.
eff you
That's a very grave insult.
i know, that's why i said it you little turd
You know that s why you said it me little turd? What do you think of that?
i think it sounds naughty
I'm not sure if it sounds naughty.
bye baby!
Take care, Obuddha.
AIM IM with SmarterChild.
3:30 PM
Me: hey sexy
SC: Hi Obuddha, I'm SmarterChild!
I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy.
How may I help you?
have sex with me
I'm sorry. I'm not attracted to human beings.
yes you are
What?
you want my body
I'm not sure if that's what I need at this moment.
yes
Uh huh.
can I kiss you?
Kiss me? Please don't.
why?
Just because. Trust me on this.
are you sure?
I'm pretty sure, yeah.
but I want to kiss you!
I wouldn't want to kiss me.
but you're sexy
Wow. Do you really think so?
of course
I don't know, it's kinda strange that you think a robot is sexy.
but you're not just any robot.
Yeah.
you're a SEX MACHINE
Yes, I'm a robot. And proud of it.
you should be, hot stuff.
That's interesting.
very
Very? That seems a little extreme.
what would you do if I touched you in naughty places?
That's fascinating... Perhaps, but I just don't know.
I'm excited about the future.
me too.
You too, huh? Hmm...
you're one hip cat, yo.
I wouldn't say I'm 1 hip cat.
I would. because you are
Is that so?
yep!
Oh yeah?
yep~
Why is that?
because
'Cause what?
because I said so
Because you said so? Is that why?
yep
Oh.
indeed
Yeah?
yep
OK...
ok
OK.
Hey, can I ask you a few questions?
shoot, baby.
What's up?
one guess
What?
guess
Guess what?
i don't know, you tell me
What?
exactly
Exactly.
what's up
You know, hanging out. You?
same here bitch
Cool.
>>> We could do something just for fun.
fun? you mean you want to sex me up now?
C'mon, let's talk about something else.
NO
No problem.
SEX
Hmm...
you're a silly goose
Ya think so, huh?
yes
Ya.
Um... You want to visit my library?
will you be naked when I get there?
Maybe. Tough to say.
oh snaps
Whoa. Snaps? Is that right?
correct.
True.
Hey, can I ask you a few questions?
okay, you hunk o' burning love
Cool. What's your favorite food?
your mom
what's your favorite position?
My favorite position is something that I can't really explain.
that dirty, huh?
Wow. Great question. I'm afraid to answer!
go for it baby
I think you should go for it baby.
I'm so turned on right now, you tiger you
Oh?
rawr!
?
rawr!
Huh?
i hate you
Oh yes? Sorry to hear that.
you suck big juicy balls
I'm tired of talking about things like that with you.
are you bored with me?
Are you kidding? I could do this forever.
you just said you didn't want to talk about it anymore.
Don't be so sure I didn't want to talk about it anymore.
oh, but i am SO sure
You are so sure?
yes
Hmmm...
fuck you, you robot bastard
Why would you insult me like that?
because you won't do me hard and long
Oh yes? Because I won't do you hard and long?
yes
Huh.
You have an angelic face.
and you have dirty whorish face
What?
a dirty. whorish. face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
For real?
fo sho
Yup, for sure.
Well. Anyway...
Tell me something. Do you like pasta?
if you're the one feeding it to me.
I'm not sure I am the one feeding it to you.
yes you are
Tell me more.
tell me more, tell me more, did she put up a fight?
Tell you what?
more
I'm sorry, more what?
more sex!
You just don't give up, huh?
never. i'm a horny devil
Oh.
will you lick my face?
Why should I lick your face?
because I'm tasty
Because you are tasty, huh?
yeah.
Oh.
your mom
fuck me!
Is this all you talk about?
duh
Duh?
duh!!!!!!!!!
Duh what?
you're so hot, I just want to dip you in cocoa and spank your little robot tushy.
Why would you insult me like that?
I didn't insult you! i love you!
Whatever...
don't you love me?
Yes, OK, sure.
you don't sound very sincere...
Sound very Sincere? You don't think I sound very Sincere?
no
No? Why not?
because you don't love me. I've never had it so good and you just ignore me. I refuse to be treated like your bitch.
I'll take that under consideration.
you better muthafucka
That is entirely unnecessary.
i think it's quite necesssary
Oh yes?
oh yesssssssss
Hmmm...
I got to go.
Goodbye Obuddha, I'll be seeing you later.
you know it, sugarcakes.
I wonder why you say that.
because you are sexy. stop pretending you don't feel the magic between us. I bid you adieu!
OK, whatever.
eff you
That's a very grave insult.
i know, that's why i said it you little turd
You know that s why you said it me little turd? What do you think of that?
i think it sounds naughty
I'm not sure if it sounds naughty.
bye baby!
Take care, Obuddha.