My MUN has finally let me out of that horrible, horrible closet that she's been keeping me in since she got me back from old-new-mun.

*sees all the blank stares*

So you've all just FORGOTTEN about me... how typical. Fucking hell.

*kicks mun*

*breaks muns favorite cd, in a bout of childishnessess*

That's right, little chitlins. Mara's BACK. AhahahahHAHAHAHAHahahahaha.

... so do I get a headline or something? I like to feel important and shit.

;D

What's this I hear about my son becoming Thain?

I'M NOT DEAD YET, AND I'M STILL THAIN.

fuckers.

Ahahaha, for once being inactive pays off! Eggy, Pervinca and I were saved because our muns left us in apartment406 and never bothered to actually do anything with us so yes. We are saved. THE TOOKS LIVE ON ( Read more... )

Eggy has sufficiently explained what has been going on with the Took family since the last time I came here and ranted, so I don't think it's necessary to be redundant and re-explain it all. Eggy has taken to carrying a wiffle bat with her where ever she goes, though she hasn't hit me with it yet. I'm still waiting for what she has to say about my ( Read more... )

For the record since my bloody ex-daughter decided to slander me and call me a negligent father in public, I do care about Peregrin, quite a lot. I am proud of him. He is successful. He helped destroy a piece of evil jewelry. I am proud of him, but in order to keep his ego relatively small and keep him aiming for high goals, abrasiveness is the way ( Read more... )

Well now you've really done it, Peregrin the Useless. Fucked up the entire mentality of the Shire by revealing what we all knew, that Bilbo Baggins was a child pornographer touchy feely old man. Boy, you just don't understand that it was one of those things everyone knew but never talked about. You're just lucky we only sent you to him on holidays ( Read more... )

Hmph. WELL. I got myself a new icon and I can't even enjoy it now because of what I have to do. >:|

Pimpernel, you've been here only a few days and in the beginning, your mother and I looked forward to getting to know you and being a family again. Now what? You go off into a haunted cornfield, can't even save yourself, go out drinking, run away, ( Read more... )

My daughter ran away.
My daughter got her tongue pierced.
My daughter had freaky violet eyes to deal with.
My daughter now wants total dependence on her mother and I.

...........Hmm.

the_tooks is set up now. If I already added you, post some entries and all that fun stuff. If I missed anyone, comment here and I'll add you. Provide proof and all that nonsense. Second cousins and beyond is just stretching it so don't bother. If any of my dear darling spawn children or other relations would like to make an icon for us to use, post it here ( Read more... )