Random Cold Quote...

[paladinnoir]

'If you were the last woman in the Universe, I'd microwave a grapefruit.'

That is all.

Comments

[flutterby68]

Oh my. ROFLMAO

[hearingincolor]

wow.

so... umm.... yeah...

wow.

how's about that drink?

[paladinnoir]

Thursday? Or was it sooner?

[hearingincolor]

uerr... Thursday I'm busy. Sooner probably... tomorrow?

[paladinnoir]

Tomorrow is doable - Chili's?

[rivardo]

You have to microwave the grapefruit for two intervals of 30 seconds on high. On the second interval remove the stem-cap whatchamacallit and poke a hole through the rind to ventilate. Let sit for a minute to cool. Enjoy.

*blink-blink*

I did not just write that.

Anyway, my favorite is still "I wouldn't hit that with my car.".

[hearingincolor]

umm....

umm... umm...

yeah... I'm going to try and pretend that you didn't just say that...

[rivardo]

Yes, please do.

[theliel]

man. i'd have to say that the tomato one is worse.

one of my favorites...

[hearingincolor]

I wouldn't touch that with someone else's ten foot pole...

;-)

Re: one of my favorites...

[rivardo]

Perfect. That's one to remember.