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How Selfish Are You In Bed?

You Wanna Be Selfish, but You Can't Be
You fantasize about being sexually catered to, but since you're such a nice person, you give your partner what he/she cannot give to you. If you continue to hold in how unsatisfied you are, you might get satisfied by someone else, even if that wasn't the intention.

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Just in case you haven't read this, its a lovely little thing. Not really SFW but, well, whatever...

Extremo Lives...

I must not fear Bacon.
Bacon is the mind-killer.
Bacon is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my Bacon.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the Bacon has gone there will be my empty bowels.
Only I will remain.

1. My grandpa once: Was a master sgt. in the army (and his last name was Slaughter, btw ( Read more... )

Taking inventory of the stuff I wanted to do this summer before all hell breaks loose with the new school year, I am noting the following things that got missed ( Read more... )

For the game on SUNDAY!!! SUNDAY!!! SUNDAY!!!

P.S. - Sekari - I suggested this game date at Viciouspussy's mexican feast night and you said that would be fine. This is a reminder and not a last minute annoucement. So there. Nyaahh...

SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUUUUNNNNDAAAYYY!!!!!

Massive Zombie Attack-O-Rama!!!! Our heros Vs. 40 ZOMBIES, a dozen assorted Gunslingers and psychopaths, aaaannnnddd... a surprise special guest.

SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUUUUNNNNDAAAYYY!!!!!

...is still true today.

Holy Fuck. This is the worst headline ever. Is it the man or the media that's this stupid?