Also...

[palanthos]

Seeing as it's 5/7/5 day, let's everyone have a haiku war.

Your breath smells funny
It makes me want to vomit
I tossed my cookies

Comments

[grabity]

Start it out slowly
Get ready for the finish
Smile like a donut

[palanthos]

There's a leprechaun
He lives inside my sandbox
He makes me burn things

Thanks for letting me rehash an old joke, Pook. ;)

[soulsight]

Mouth like a Hoover
and such lovely, curly hair
Bukkake Spaniel

Re: Thanks for letting me rehash an old joke, Pook. ;)

[palanthos]

Well, look at you there
You're a filthy girl, aren't you
You're a dirty flirt

Re: Thanks for letting me rehash an old joke, Pook. ;)

[jedwardtremlett]

Programmed just to do
Anything you want us to
We are the robots

Re: Thanks for letting me rehash an old joke, Pook. ;)

[palanthos]

Stupid stormtroopers
These are not the droids you seek
Nothing to see here

[mannikin]

of course, for them to be legitimate haiku they need to reference a season.

misty spring morning
creepy neighbor man walks his
bukakke spaniel

[mavra_chang]

I thought it just had to be anything from nature, like chrysanthemum blossoms or something.

A faceful of spooge
Like chrysanthemum blossoms
Bukkake Spaniel

[both_please]

I suspect that nature and seasonal are pretty much the same thing in Japan. :]

Splashes of white cum
like flowers make one recall
cherry blossom time!

[both_please]

Oh man, I missed a haiku war!

Springtime drive southward
birds sing while possums get squashed
truckers gawk at breasts

[palanthos]

Heh, you didn't miss it! This is just getting good.

Autumnal leaves fall
careening haphazardly
like rats in your ass

[both_please]

My ass has no rats -
they are snacking on Kenny!
I never wear orange.

[cricketboy]

Backstroke
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Autumn drives white spooge
Like neighbor should me, you too?
We are Spaniel things.