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[palanthos]

If WWII had been fought on a RealTime Strategy game.

Has to be read. I laughed out loud like 10 times.

Stalin: church help me
Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
Stalin: dont be an arss
Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
Eisenhower: LOL

Comments

[mavra_chang]

Ok, this had me rolling:

tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY SHIT I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy shitholyshithoylshit!
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won the game!*

[palanthos]

That was probably my favorite, but I didn't want to give it away in the teaser ;)

[aldiablo]

paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o sh1t!
*paTTon has left the game.*

the person who wrote this is a genius.

[mavra_chang]

Oh, and congrats on the job. I know how much of a relief being employed is.

[palanthos]

Indeed. Thanks! It's been a long time coming for me, and I'm just glad the search is over.

this was freaking brilliant

[barry]

Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO