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[palanthos]

Today at work, Delta/Comair set up shop to communicate their employment openings to our students. One of the things they did to lure students to their little information booth was offer trinkets and trash with the Delta logo printed on them

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[jadesin]

to promote my high school, they gave away bottle openers with the high school mascot on it to all the students

[palanthos]

That's even worse than me getting my first bottle opener from my college.

[barry]

Delta + bottle opener = a 747 doing loop-de-loops in the sky

I don't see anything wrong with that

[palanthos]

Dude, barrel rolls.

Think of the puns.

[mamaursula]

LOL, yeah, just don't plan to take it on board or they'll confiscate it and give it out at the next event.

[palanthos]

That seems like what Mother Earth would want. Kum bay yah and shit.

[cliftongk1]

And still, people wonder how after the pilots' $1,000,000,000 (that's a billion, kids) in concessions last year, the airline is still in need of another federal billion this year and filing bankruptcy protection for bailout before the laws get stricter.

[palanthos]

Too true.

[aldiablo]

this hijacking sponsored by Delta.

at least they weren't lighters. now that would be pure comedy.

[palanthos]

Or detonator fuses.

Someone needs to photoshop a picture of a stick of dynamite with a Southwest logo on it.