I know a guy who has amusing away messages on AIM...

[palanthos]

You have just received the Amish Computer Virus. Since the Amish don't have computers, it is completely based on the honor system. Please delete all the files from your computer at this time. (Note: Please respect this honor system the same way you would the university honor code during an unsupervised midterm.)

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[mamaursula]

That is just not right.