You know you're overtired when...

[pale_hekate]

1. You try to clean your teeth with KY Jelly.

2. You put your pants on inside out and don't understand what has happened to the zip.

3. Your legs stop working.

I've been - and continue to be - such a poor diarist that I intended to write a summary of the thrilling things that happened to me in 2004, of which there were several. Though most of the

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[autiotalo]

Managed to make it online and saw this. I did this meme too, and have deleted/undeleted it too many times to keep track.

I don't do birthdays
For some weird reason (okay not weird, I just had the idea that I would like to write a fic for anybody who means anything to me, this year), I decided that you were an Aries. Or Aquarius. But Aries is the stronger impulse. I'm probably wrong.

And currently I can't think of a single interesting thing to write about in LJ, even though I saw some swordfish the other day.

[pale_hekate]

Swordfish? What were they up to? [They weren't pulling Master Tentacleface's chariot or suchlike, were they?]

Re the sun signs business, you're not completely wrong. I'm actually Cancer, but Moon in Aries.

As if to collude with today's theme, my legs have now more or less stopped working. I don't know how I'm going to get home. Shit.

[autiotalo]

The swordfish were lying on the bottom of the big tank in The Deep, Hull's premier fishy attraction! Then they started to swim around and we marvelled at their mouths and the 'swords'. They're so muscled compared to sharks

[pale_hekate]

Poor lonely pufferfish named Paul...

I did wonder about Blacktoft - was wondering if you were there with the light failing and how it all looked and smelled... Commiserations re the marsh harrier - how irksome. I've never seen a little grebe though, so that's exciting [for me anyway]. Lapwing are doing really badly down this way [it seems to be intensive dairying that has a lot to do with their decline] - used to see lots even ten years ago and now they're a real rarity :(

Have almost finished reading Fried Eggs and Honey - that was the sexiest haircut ever - it almost made me want to get my hair cut. [As did Timeo also, though in a different, more apposite, way.] Scalps are under-rated erogenous zones... I'm slightly worried about how it might end, but should find out tonight. Was the frog/toad reference a tip of the hat to AmundsenYou're supposed to be able to dowse for Moon signs, ascendants or whatever, if you don't know the exact time. But yes, you would think you'd remember something like that. I remember feeling

[n5432123456]

I agree, resolutions serve no purpose. You only break them and then think you're crap. If you feel like you need to improve yourself somehow, just do it.

Death is tiring.