I saw a programme the other day about some idiot who spoke entirely in superlatives, who was swimming with whale sharks and manta rays. Sadly they all eat plankton and showed no interest in eating the idiot. But it had some lovely underwater camerawork so I thought of you :)
If I find out the truth behind the Creature From The Deep that was washed up in China then I will let you know...
Perhaps the superlative man will unwittingly dive into the frond-ridden maw of a snot-flower and be devoured! "This is the most fascinating, most recently discovered, frondiest, snottiest - aaaaaghhhhh!!!"
Or perhaps not.
I'm slightly worried about your embarking on any investigations of Creatures from the Deep, since we know what happens to investigators in Saucecraft [and related] stories... So do be careful, won't you [I keep saying that]? *much hugs*
I guess it would be a quicker [hopefully] and certainly more glamorous end... Still, I hope neither of them gets you. Nor bird flu [though that's the most unlikely of the lot, I suspect].
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That's weird, but cool.
I saw a programme the other day about some idiot who spoke entirely in superlatives, who was swimming with whale sharks and manta rays. Sadly they all eat plankton and showed no interest in eating the idiot. But it had some lovely underwater camerawork so I thought of you :)
If I find out the truth behind the Creature From The Deep that was washed up in China then I will let you know...
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Or perhaps not.
I'm slightly worried about your embarking on any investigations of Creatures from the Deep, since we know what happens to investigators in Saucecraft [and related] stories... So do be careful, won't you [I keep saying that]? *much hugs*
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