Superman movie pitches

[palecur]

I blame ronebofh.

(10:15:01) palecur: Grant Morrison Superman?
(10:15:57) palecur: "My pitch is this: 'Superman' is not an individual alien, but a 3-dimensional cross-section of a higher-dimensional overmind that calls itself 'Krypt-on', sent to Earth to realign a cosmic flow of energy from the future. Also, everyone takes lots of drugs and fucks all the time

Comments

[anam_moon]

*claps* Ooooo...Bendis Superman would be grand.

From Feb 03, 2006 IM log:

[palecur]

[13:52] amywithani: Roder: To do something, not quite planned, and probably not useful.

[palecur]

It started as a typo for 'order' and kind of spiraled from there.

[loupyone]

the Joss one killed me.

[arian1]

Didn't turn out too well for Jimmy either..

[baronlaw]

Maybe he played Jimmy in the movie?

[anam_moon]

Ah, but what I really want to know is if Jimmy was soaring like a leaf on the wind?

[arian1]

See what happens when we all use our mental powers for good?

[anam_moon]

Hehe...are you sure this is an example of using mental powers for good?

[arian1]

You should see what happens when we use them for evil.

[anam_moon]

Now that is a distressing prospect. Do small countries or provinces get overthrown when you use them for evil?

[chaos5023]

A few more small items you forgot...

Morrison: You forgot how the story is told from the point of view of a street kid who Superman initiates into his magickal powers by repeatedly psychologically terrorizing him (mainly, showing him visuals out of datura hallucinations and fucking him in the ass).

Ennis: You forgot how after that, an SAS commando beats the crap out of Superman, because the SAS are the biggest badasses in this or any other universe.

Ellis: You forgot how the heroes, who are goth chicks in corsets, defeat Superman and Luthor by jamming an average of 87.2 pounds of metal and silicon into each of their bodies.

Whedon: You forgot how Superman falls in love with Glau's character, only to discover that her vagina is made of Kryptonite.

[palecur]

Can you possible replace that last bit with 'burginer'? The Georgian judge will bump your score by a tenth.