I know you all are excited by my nine milion updates today. I assure you, this madness will stop once I finish writing my paper and no longer have the need to procrastinate. As it stands, I have two pages complete and am currently watching "Suzanne's Diary for Nicholas ( Read more... )

Dear UK Basketball Team:

hahahahaha

Sincerely,
Britta

I'm back in Knoxville. I came back early to write a paper, yet I haven't really written a paper. Instead, I've had lunch and shopped for groceries. I still need to put away all my clothes, but I think I may go to the tanning bed ( Read more... )

A Tad Inexperienced
You are 68% pure
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Okay. I have some things I would like to say.

NCAA Tournament
Go Cards! Go Mountaineers! Go anyone but UK!

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Terri SchiavoMake no mistake about it. I'm a Christian. I'm a republican. I'm a republican Christian. However, Terri Schiavo should be left alone. She should be free to go be with God. Her parents should be put on trial for ( Read more... )

You are a sock.


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I'm in Pikeville and I am getting really bored. I guess this means that it is time to do my homework. I must do it before I go to WV tomorrow ( Read more... )

Screw it. I'm going home.

I hate mornings. I much prefer midmorning to 7:15 a.m. I want to go back to bed. My tummy hurts. I wanna sleep soooo long on this dreary day ( Read more... )

It's supposed to snow here. It's cold. This coldness is amplified by my sunburn. I want to go see someone special and have them gently hold me and keep me warm all night long ( Read more... )