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Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking
When I said I'd like to smash every tooth
In your head

Oh ... sweetness, sweetness, I was only joking
When I said by rights you should be
Bludgeoned in your head...

-The Smiths

I constantly start singing this to people then realize that the end lyrics are completely inappropriate.

I thought telemarketers aren't supposed to call cell phones? I'm about ready to jump through the phone and strangle them. What a load of shit heads. Yeah, yeah, you're just trying to make some money but when you pick a job where you have to be a total a-hole then you can screw off in my book. Of course I'm externally polite but jebus if I was god ( Read more... )

Your car would have a better chance of staying aligned if you stopped doing things like parking with one wheel on the curb. Jeez how embarrassing.

I was just looking at Black Sabbath lyrics because I'm hurrying up and waiting and I'm weird and the lyrics to iron man made me think of this ancient myth about a god first being made out of mud and destroying the earth and then one made out of stone and so on up to the one made of iron. I thought it was Sumerean but I can't find it so it's driving ( Read more... )

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I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour
But heaven knows I'm miserable now

I was looking for a job, and then I found a job
And heaven knows I'm miserable now

-The Smiths

Ug, why do I keep running into people who believe that the earth was created six thousand years ago? No, we can't discuss this! I don't want to teach you a whole basic geology class before we even get into the biological aspects of evolution. It's not like you'd want to learn anyway. If you did you'd get a damn education and would not base all you' ( Read more... )