not of much magnitude

[palfreypaladin]

Here's a theoretical conversation between myself and a friend which relates true occurances

Comments

[elvisinleather]

Come on, you're writing a play and this is the kind of dialouge you give us? Here's what would have really happened...
Me: Yeah, well, I'm still friends with you aren't I? And you're pretty fucking gross. Rude, too.
Friend: Bitch.
Me: Dick.
Friend: Fuck you.
Me: Fuck you too!
Friend: ...
Me: ...
Friend: So did it hurt?

[palfreypaladin]

hahaha! Ok. You win.

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[paislee]

Friend (me): EW. don't make big holes in your head...you will let the demons escape and look like a cheese. at least I can use you to spy on hot guys.

[palfreypaladin]

Me: Yeah, well, I'm still friends with you aren't I? And you're pretty fucking gross. Rude, too.
You: EW. don't make big holes in your head...you will let the demons escape and look like a cheese. at least I can use you to spy on hot guys.
Me: Right. That's the point. I want the demons to escape and hopefully invade your psycho head! PSYCHO! And you cannot use me to spy on hot guys, especially hot guys like Jeremiah. Particularly since I don't have tunnels yet.

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[paislee]

oh how i miss our sex.

[palfreypaladin]

No! It was frolicing in the fields! 'Member?

Did you see the drool-y picture of Jeremiah? I want to do him repeatedly.

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[palfreypaladin]

Hahahahaha!! You can't believe I have something pierced?! I have quite a lot pierced. Well, relatively. Something like 14 holes. Navel 3 times, a bunch of ear piercings, I had a surface bar between my boobs that was totally hot, but I had to take it out about a week ago, and I have my hood pierced too. But I will have my cleavage pierced again!

I'm excited about the shin-dig! Can I be Hades?

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[nicolem]

don't listen to everyone. piercings are beautiful!

[palfreypaladin]

We are sooooo beautiful, Nicole!!

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[doesanyoneknow]

Peircings, yes. Tunnels, not in the slightest.

[palfreypaladin]

Shut up.

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