meme

[palfreypaladin]

This is a meme thing that I jacked from someone's LJ whom I don't know, but previously thought was someone else. That probably doesn't make sense. Whatever. Here:

Pretend we're dating.
Please write a fake break-up letter to me.
Include whatever fake excuses you want in it. Make it good.

I will try and break up with everyone who breaks up with me.

Comments

[ferretrock]

hahaha-- ok. you spend too much time fucking around on the internet, it's not working out. (i actually dumped somebody like this)

[palfreypaladin]

FUCK YOU!! YOU WERE NEVER GOOD IN BED ANYWAY!!

;)

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[ferretrock]

my hand felt better than you.

[palfreypaladin]

I hope the two of you are very happy together. =P

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[rangerdewshine]

Your proud vagina is too threatening for me ... I cannot withstand it. I must go off and be hetero with hot men now ('bout damn time, since I'm married to one)

OR ...

"Do I KNOW you ???"

[palfreypaladin]

Well, you smell funny!!

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[rangerdewshine]

I smell BAD ASS ... hot women EVERYWHERE *WISH* they smelled EXACTLY like me!

[palfreypaladin]

What I think you mean is you smell like a bad ass. Gross.

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you biatch, we're done!

[anonymous]

Dear Biatch